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speling bee replied

17 June 2014, 17:55
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

He's been out with your missus.

And she borrows Brillo's accessories? How admirably economical.
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MarillionFan replied

17 June 2014, 17:53
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

How do you know what a tart's handbag smells like?

He's been out with your missus.
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Pondlife replied

17 June 2014, 14:55
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

How do you know what a tart's handbag smells like?

Andyw's mum swung hers at my head for taking liberties
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vetran replied

17 June 2014, 14:35
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

How do you know what a tart's handbag smells like?

NLYUK has him on a zero hour contract for when times are tough.
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speling bee replied

17 June 2014, 13:27
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

How do you know what a tart's handbag smells like?

He's working with Suity. Are you thick?
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BrilloPad replied

17 June 2014, 13:22
How do you know what a tart's handbag smells like?
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NorthWestPerm2Contr replied

17 June 2014, 13:14
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Contractor? Sick (while not at work spreading his diseases)? Does not compute.

FTFY
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northernladuk replied

17 June 2014, 12:53
Contractor? Sick? Does not compute.
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speling bee replied

17 June 2014, 12:19
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I have some feedback for you if you'd like.

That's just your dodgy guts.
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alreadypacked replied

17 June 2014, 12:15
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I have some feedback for you if you'd like.
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suityou01 replied

17 June 2014, 12:09
Originally posted by speling bee View Post

Thank you for the feedback.

I have some feedback for you if you'd like.
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speling bee replied

17 June 2014, 11:55
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

lucky

Thank you for the feedback.
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TheFaQQer replied

17 June 2014, 11:53
Originally posted by speling bee View Post

A luck escape for that investment bank.

lucky
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speling bee replied

17 June 2014, 11:50
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

turned up smelling like a tart's handbag on his first day and has now gone home "sick due to allergies"

Allergic to work IMO!

A lucky escape for that investment bank.

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17 June 2014, 11:48
New contractor on site

turned up smelling like a tart's handbag on his first day and has now gone home "sick due to allergies"

Allergic to work IMO!
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