Reply to: This weeki's list of people who will cop it when I finally go postal

[mudskipper]

I don't believe they got married whilst he was in the US.

Maybe the laws about marrying babies are more relaxed over there.

[Pondlife]

Well, I don't believe it was his wife's first birthday. I thought we'd agreed those rumours weren't true.

I don't believe they got married whilst he was in the US.

[mudskipper]

MF, Is this the game where someone tells a story with three bits that aren't true and we have to guess which bits?

I like that game.

Well, I don't believe it was his wife's first birthday. I thought we'd agreed those rumours weren't true.

[Pondlife]

MF, Is this the game where someone tells a story with three bits that aren't true and we have to guess which bits?

I like that game.

[Pogle]

Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.

See, this is what happens when you get relationship advice from Brillo......

[TheFaQQer]

Thats just an excuse - I was f**king her brains out.

Anyone who married MF surely has no brains already?

[mudskipper]

ouch.

And they say absence makes the heart grow fonder...

[vetran]

Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.

ouch.

[eek]

No! Just slap her on the arse and shoutr "whos the daddy"

Mind you I have been divorced twice so it does not work every time.....

Don't give up, it may work the third time....

[BrilloPad]

Sound like some serious grovelling is in order. Priorities, man!

No! Just slap her on the arse and shoutr "whos the daddy"

Mind you I have been divorced twice so it does not work every time.....

[BrilloPad]

Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.

Thats just an excuse - I was f**king her brains out.

[suityou01]

Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.

[mudskipper]

Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.

Sound like some serious grovelling is in order. Priorities, man!

[MarillionFan]

No mention of anyone from CUK?

Or was that MF on the plane?

Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.

[greenlake]

6. Dogs.

On planes?

US Airways flight bound for Philly makes emergency landing after dog poops in aisle* - NY Daily News