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Previously on "This weeki's list of people who will cop it when I finally go postal"

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    I don't believe they got married whilst he was in the US.
    Maybe the laws about marrying babies are more relaxed over there.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Well, I don't believe it was his wife's first birthday. I thought we'd agreed those rumours weren't true.
    I don't believe they got married whilst he was in the US.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    MF, Is this the game where someone tells a story with three bits that aren't true and we have to guess which bits?

    I like that game.
    Well, I don't believe it was his wife's first birthday. I thought we'd agreed those rumours weren't true.

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  • Pondlife
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    MF, Is this the game where someone tells a story with three bits that aren't true and we have to guess which bits?

    I like that game.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.
    See, this is what happens when you get relationship advice from Brillo......

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Thats just an excuse - I was f**king her brains out.
    Anyone who married MF surely has no brains already?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    ouch.
    And they say absence makes the heart grow fonder...

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.
    ouch.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    No! Just slap her on the arse and shoutr "whos the daddy"

    Mind you I have been divorced twice so it does not work every time.....
    Don't give up, it may work the third time....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post


    Sound like some serious grovelling is in order. Priorities, man!
    No! Just slap her on the arse and shoutr "whos the daddy"

    Mind you I have been divorced twice so it does not work every time.....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.
    Thats just an excuse - I was f**king her brains out.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.


    Sound like some serious grovelling is in order. Priorities, man!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    No mention of anyone from CUK?

    Or was that MF on the plane?
    Slept like a baby on the plane. Came home to an empty home as my wife had left me as Id only been home 1 day in 5 weeks and for forgetting her first birthday after we married while I was in the US and not phoning for three days. Which is nice.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    6. Dogs.
    On planes?

    US Airways flight bound for Philly makes emergency landing after dog poops in aisle* - NY Daily News

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