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[greenlake]

I'm the cleaner, the hand-man, the IT man, the tidy-up-the-yard man. the fly tip the stuff anywhere man. The letting agent. that's what happens when you own a building.

Downsize, man, downsize....

[ChimpMaster]

I'm the cleaner, the hand-man, the IT man, the tidy-up-the-yard man. the fly tip the stuff anywhere man. The letting agent. that's what happens when you own a building.

Doesn't sound like much of a life! Looks like you stopped reading Rich Dad a little early

[lilelvis2000]

So we have contract social workers and contract bog-cleaners on CUK now. Excellent.

I'm the cleaner, the hand-man, the IT man, the tidy-up-the-yard man. the fly tip the stuff anywhere man. The letting agent. that's what happens when you own a building.

[stek]

the latest bob is now continually on the phone calling back to the training school in india asking how to do the work - did he lie on his c.v about his skillset and experience ? wouldnt be the first i suspect

I don;t know how they get away with that, they sound like they're lying even when they're telling the truth...

[mrdonuts]

the latest bob is now continually on the phone calling back to the training school in india asking how to do the work - did he lie on his c.v about his skillset and experience ? wouldnt be the first i suspect

[d000hg]

Yeah, got a friend who does than whenever he comes to my office. Real pain, because I'm the cleaner!

So we have contract social workers and contract bog-cleaners on CUK now. Excellent.

[scooterscot]

Sharing the loo with other contractors?

[mudskipper]

Another reason to vote UKIP!

Cleaner bogs!

The cleaners at clientCo all hail from distant shores.

They do a damned good job too - I doubt our bogs would be cleaner without them.

[lilelvis2000]

Yeah, got a friend who does than whenever he comes to my office. Real pain, because I'm the cleaner! (that's what happens when you own a building).

Don't know why I haven't managed to drop a hint all these years. One of these fine notices will come in very handy.

BTW: this guy is a Brit.

[barrydidit]

But this might confuse them....

[DimPrawn]

Another reason to vote UKIP!

Cleaner bogs!

[BrilloPad]

Sorry I keep missing - its my age you know.

[greenlake]

And someone would pebbledash the bog quite regularly.

[northernladuk]

We have a contractors only toilet at client co...

[d000hg]

I am going to start asking of clients have urinals during the interview.

I can only guess pissing on the seat is a national passtime in India.

It should be embarrassing that watching Karl Pilkington in "An Idiot Abroad" would be an eye-opening cultural education for you.

China: An idiot abroad - Toilets in China - YouTube
India: An Idiot Abroad - Karl's first night in India - Video Dailymotion

There you go, you're now a modicum less ignorant. But surely no less full of bitterness.