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I bet there's more to it than meets the eye. Most likely the gorilla suit guy had been shagging the vets wife and he'd spotted the perfect opportunity for revenge.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWhat kind of vet can't tell the difference between a man in a gorilla suit, and an actual gorilla!
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One that needs to go to Specsavers.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWhat kind of vet can't tell the difference between a man in a gorilla suit, and an actual gorilla!
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What kind of vet can't tell the difference between a man in a gorilla suit, and an actual gorilla!
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Well it wouldn't be much of a killer whale if if didn't kill anyone. At least visitors get what it says on the tin.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyLoro Parque ... Bad place, have a look at the employee who got killed by the Killer Whale. That would be the same Killer Whale they bought who had previous form for drowning trainers.
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Yeah but they do brilliant bomb dives!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyLoro Parque ... Bad place, have a look at the employee who got killed by the Killer Whale. That would be the same Killer Whale they bought who had previous form for drowning trainers.
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FTFYOriginally posted by TykeMerc View PostClassic!!!
I'm sure there's a film somewhere that had a guy in a female gorilla suit wake up in a cage with a male gorilla, buggered if she could remember what it was called the morning after.
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Trading Places?Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostClassic!!!
I'm sure there's a film somewhere that had a guy in a female gorilla suit wake up in a cage with a male gorilla, buggered if I can remember what it was called.
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Classic!!!
I'm sure there's a film somewhere that had a guy in a female gorilla suit wake up in a cage with a male gorilla, buggered if I can remember what it was called.
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Shouldn't laugh but ...
Zoo worker in gorilla suit shot with tranquiliser dart during 'escape drill' because no-one told the vet it wasn't real | Mail Online
Zoo worker in gorilla suit shot with tranquiliser dart during 'escape drill' because no-one told the vet it wasn't real
The 35-year-old employee was shot on Monday at Tenerife's Loro Parque
Staff were taking part in a drill to ensure they plan in case a gorilla escaped
But the vet had not been informed of the drill and shot the man
The man is now in a critical condition at a hospital on the Spanish island
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