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Previously on "Shouldn't laugh but ..."

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  • greenlake
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    It's a good thing there was only one....

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    What kind of vet can't tell the difference between a man in a gorilla suit, and an actual gorilla!
    I bet there's more to it than meets the eye. Most likely the gorilla suit guy had been shagging the vets wife and he'd spotted the perfect opportunity for revenge.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    What kind of vet can't tell the difference between a man in a gorilla suit, and an actual gorilla!
    one that doesn't like the man in the gorilla suit....

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    What kind of vet can't tell the difference between a man in a gorilla suit, and an actual gorilla!
    One that needs to go to Specsavers.

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  • SimonMac
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    What kind of vet can't tell the difference between a man in a gorilla suit, and an actual gorilla!

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
    At least visitors get what it says on the tin.
    I thought Tuna with cetaceans in had been made illegal now

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  • SpontaneousOrder
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    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    Loro Parque ... Bad place, have a look at the employee who got killed by the Killer Whale. That would be the same Killer Whale they bought who had previous form for drowning trainers.
    Well it wouldn't be much of a killer whale if if didn't kill anyone. At least visitors get what it says on the tin.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    Loro Parque ... Bad place, have a look at the employee who got killed by the Killer Whale. That would be the same Killer Whale they bought who had previous form for drowning trainers.
    Yeah but they do brilliant bomb dives!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    Trading Places?
    oh look they are so in Love!

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    Classic!!!

    I'm sure there's a film somewhere that had a guy in a female gorilla suit wake up in a cage with a male gorilla, buggered if she could remember what it was called the morning after.
    FTFY

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    Classic!!!

    I'm sure there's a film somewhere that had a guy in a female gorilla suit wake up in a cage with a male gorilla, buggered if I can remember what it was called.
    Trading Places?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    I'm sure there's a film somewhere that had a guy in a female gorilla suit wake up in a cage with a male gorilla, buggered if I can remember what it was called.
    Suity's last contract?

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  • TykeMerc
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    Classic!!!

    I'm sure there's a film somewhere that had a guy in a female gorilla suit wake up in a cage with a male gorilla, buggered if I can remember what it was called.

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  • vetran
    started a topic Shouldn't laugh but ...

    Shouldn't laugh but ...

    Zoo worker in gorilla suit shot with tranquiliser dart during 'escape drill' because no-one told the vet it wasn't real | Mail Online

    Zoo worker in gorilla suit shot with tranquiliser dart during 'escape drill' because no-one told the vet it wasn't real
    The 35-year-old employee was shot on Monday at Tenerife's Loro Parque
    Staff were taking part in a drill to ensure they plan in case a gorilla escaped
    But the vet had not been informed of the drill and shot the man
    The man is now in a critical condition at a hospital on the Spanish island

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