Who'd be a monk

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Uncle Albert replied

14 May 2014, 14:52
Originally posted by zeitghost

Are green monkeys really green?

Just asking, like.

Green is good.

Green monkey disease is not particularly pleasant though: Annals of Internal Medicine | Green Monkey Disease ("Marburg Virus" Disease): A New Zoonosis
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kal replied

14 May 2014, 10:09
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Isn't monkey a racist term these days?

Only if you forget (as I did) to prefix it with the word 'code'...
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vetran replied

14 May 2014, 10:09
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Ook?

Eeek
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Project Monkey replied

14 May 2014, 10:05
That would be a no then?
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d000hg replied

14 May 2014, 10:01
Why would I be offended if I found out you were black?
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Project Monkey replied

14 May 2014, 09:59
Yes, and would you be offended if you knew I'm also black.
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d000hg replied

14 May 2014, 09:54
Originally posted by Project Monkey View Post

Depends who's calling who a monkey... you monkey.

Would you call me a monkey if you knew I was black?
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OwlHoot replied

14 May 2014, 09:41
I've posted on the perl monk's forum if that helps
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Project Monkey replied

14 May 2014, 09:14
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Isn't monkey a racist term these days?

Depends who's calling who a monkey... you monkey.
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d000hg replied

14 May 2014, 09:10
Ook?
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mudskipper replied

14 May 2014, 09:07
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Isn't monkey a racist term these days?

NF is technically a chimp, so calling him a monkey may indeed be primatist.
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d000hg replied

14 May 2014, 09:05
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

NickFitz is a monkey - does that count?

Isn't monkey a racist term these days?
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mudskipper replied

14 May 2014, 07:48
NickFitz is a monkey - does that count?
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d000hg replied

13 May 2014, 23:00
The day rate is probably <£0 so I doubt it.
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Doggy Styles started a topic Who'd be a monk

13 May 2014, 21:46
Who'd be a monk

I've just seen some on television. Looks a bit of a laugh.

Are there any contract monks on here?
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