Everything tastes bad

[d000hg]

I'm paranoid about leaving yesterday's food in my mouth. I never used until a year or two ago but started to use a tongue scrapper before brushing my teeth. You'll never believe the gunk you remove even after twenty or so scrapes.

It is gross but then possibly it's one of those things about bodies that just ARE gross, like how you are permanently infested with various bacteria.

Tongue scrapings and inter-dental brushing after drinking red wine in bed without brushing your teeth the night before are especially bad though, particularly if the red wine was following a lamb curry (lamb because it sticks between your teeth).

[MarillionFan]

I thought thrush was MF's nickname? Well he's cerainly an irritating c***.

You can only catch Aids once Brillo, so you and NLUK can go at it hammer & tongs.

[scooterscot]

The day after MacDonalds was no better; a rotting corpse sandwiched between two pieces of leather just doesn't do it for me.

From day one this is how they've always tasted to me.

I'm paranoid about leaving yesterday's food in my mouth. I never used until a year or two ago but started to use a tongue scrapper before brushing my teeth. You'll never believe the gunk you remove even after twenty or so scrapes.

All that said though what you have sounds like a symptom of something requiring a visit to the GP.

[Platypus]

https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/questio...6045639AA0Mq5H

you're doomed!

[Bunk]

The day after MacDonalds was no better; a rotting corpse sandwiched between two pieces of leather just doesn't do it for me.

Nah, you're fine. It's supposed to taste like that

[BlasterBates]

The fact that everything feels like it's coated with broken glass is more of a challenge than the bad taste, which is caused by blocked sinuses.

Just keep to soft stuff for a while.

It'll be fine in a few days.

until then

[DaveB]

If you wanted a serious answer, things tasting horrible can be caused by a fungal infection on the tongue e.g. thrush.

Among other things, many of them neurological. If it doesn't resolve itself in a few days get yourself down the Dr's.

[BrilloPad]

If you wanted a serious answer, things tasting horrible can be caused by a fungal infection on the tongue e.g. thrush.

I thought thrush was MF's nickname? Well he's cerainly an irritating c***.

[d000hg]

If you wanted a serious answer, things tasting horrible can be caused by a fungal infection on the tongue e.g. thrush.

[northernladyuk]

I was recommending you to get you extra business. I expected a discount next time - or at least one of your "girls" to slam my willy in the fridge door for free.

Instead I get abuse - mental not physical. Not nice.

Calm down and I'll get you a freebie. Once you've tasted MF, nothing will taste as bad again.

[BrilloPad]

FTFY

I was recommending you to get you extra business. I expected a discount next time - or at least one of your "girls" to slam my willy in the fridge door for free.

Instead I get abuse - mental not physical. Not nice.

[northernladyuk]

I had a "friend of mine" who got that before. He got it sucking off a rent boy. You should have got one from NLadyUK for better quality.

HTH

FTFY

[speling bee]

Felt a bit run down one evening last weekend with a touch of fever. When I woke up didn't feel too bad but had to check the head on the toothbrush didn't have razor blades on it. Since then everything has tasted awful.

Tomatos taste like they're full of battery acid, cheese tastes like soft industrial plastic and the "full corn" bread is like an old carpet with bits of broken glass. I washed it down with some fresh orange juice or was it dettol? I don't know it was identical. After my rather disgusting cold lunch I'd thought I might get on better with some tasty chinese noodles, but they must have made some mistake because I spent the meal chewing threw rotting worms. The day after MacDonalds was no better; a rotting corpse sandwiched between two pieces of leather just doesn't do it for me.

That's global warming for you. Hope you're better soon.

And if your symptoms start to include running stakeholder requirement meetings, then it's time to MTFU.

[BrilloPad]

I had a friend of mine who got that before. He got it sucking off a rent boy. You should have got one from NLadyUK for better quality.

HTH

[BlasterBates]

Felt a bit run down one evening last weekend with a touch of fever. When I woke up didn't feel too bad but had to check the head on the toothbrush didn't have razor blades on it. Since then everything has tasted awful.

Tomatos taste like they're full of battery acid, cheese tastes like soft industrial plastic and the "full corn" bread is like an old carpet with bits of broken glass. I washed it down with some fresh orange juice or was it dettol? I don't know. After my rather disgusting cold lunch I'd thought I might get on better with some tasty chinese noodles, but they must have made some mistake because I spent the meal chewing threw rotting worms. The day after MacDonalds was no better; a rotting corpse sandwiched between two pieces of leather just doesn't do it for me.