Gents toilet - Female toilet cleaner

[Uncle Albert]

All scenarios please! My legal team want as much input as possible.

I expect your legal team will want to know your score on this: Urinal Man - Learning Urinal Simulator

[speling bee]

I am aware of the word wang. Just pointing out to you the Whang is not a spelling error.

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[northernladuk]

Wang

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I am aware of the word wang. Just pointing out to you the Whang is not a spelling error.

[MicrosoftBob]

Whang

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Wang

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[northernladuk]

Wang!

Whang

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[BrilloPad]

Wang!

Reminds me of when Prince Charles wanted to propose to Princess Di. He wanted to make sure she was untouched so dropped his pants and said to her "what is this?" she replied "a wee-wee"? So he proposed, married her and on the wedding night he again dropped his pants and said "what is this". "A wee-wee" she replied" He says "We are married now - you can call it a dick". She replied "Charles - a dick is double the size of yours and black."

[MicrosoftBob]

If she clocks the size of your whang and then dies laughing you could be in trouble.

Wang!

[BrilloPad]

You mean expose deliberately, as in, go up to her and wave your dong at her face, OR do you mean going in to have a slash and so having to expose yourself ?

All scenarios please! My legal team want as much input as possible.

[northernladuk]

If I am in the gents toilet and there is a female toilet cleaner and I expose myself to her accidentally, am I committing an offence?

Or maybe I could try it deliberately - it worked for KentPhilip.....

If she clocks the size of your whang and then dies laughing you could be in trouble.

[scooterscot]

Female cleaner in the changing rooms at the gym. Being a German gym there be naked people are walking around all the time.

Your not committing an offence you're being British.

[vetran]

I expose myself to her accidentally

no.

Though I suspect Plod will try if she makes a complaint.

[fullyautomatix]

You mean expose deliberately, as in, go up to her and wave your dong at her face, OR do you mean going in to have a slash and so having to expose yourself ?

[mudskipper]

If I am in the gents toilet and there is a female toilet cleaner and I expose myself to her accidentally, am I committing an offence?

Or maybe I could try it deliberately - it worked for KentPhilip.....

Were you reversing when she tried to get past?

[BrilloPad]

If I am in the gents toilet and there is a female toilet cleaner and I expose myself to her accidentally, am I committing an offence?

Or maybe I could try it deliberately - it worked for KentPhilip.....