Geek sweet nothings

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NotAllThere replied

23 April 2014, 10:54
Shall we move some bits on your motherboard?
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MyUserName replied

23 April 2014, 10:37
Is fifty quid enough?
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vetran replied

23 April 2014, 10:24
need more RAM?

Do you want to interface?
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Ticktock replied

23 April 2014, 10:11
Alright love, fancy a shag?

I'm not really a geek.
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suityou01 replied

23 April 2014, 10:10
How do you fancy seeing my stack overflow?
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suityou01 replied

23 April 2014, 09:57
Originally posted by zeitghost

Eggshellent.

I shall treasure that one.

Didn't know I also typed in slur.
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mudskipper replied

23 April 2014, 08:10
Fancy a poke?
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d000hg replied

23 April 2014, 08:06
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Dull. How about "can I see your bits"? Or would that require the subject to understand octals.

"Fancy a nibble?"
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suityou01 replied

23 April 2014, 07:57
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Are you coming out?

Dull. How about "can I see your bits"? Or would that require the subject to understand octals.
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MarillionFan replied

23 April 2014, 07:55
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Popped into my not so local on the way home last night. There was a chap in there I haven't seen in ages. We get on quite well as he does entertainment management for a living, so is the adult emobidment of the audio-visual club at school. Ie geeky.

He has got a new bird, who is attractive, but also uber geeky. She said as she was trying to get them to go home "Darling, let's go home and mail-merge". Turns out she is now looking for work since Spamalot has ceased trading. But "mail-merge", fnar fnar

So, how do you tell your loved one, or new conquest you want to recompile their back end?

Are you coming out?
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suityou01 started a topic Geek sweet nothings

23 April 2014, 07:53
Geek sweet nothings

Popped into my not so local on the way home last night. There was a chap in there I haven't seen in ages. We get on quite well as he does entertainment management for a living, so is the adult emobidment of the audio-visual club at school. Ie geeky.

He has got a new bird, who is attractive, but also uber geeky. She said as she was trying to get them to go home "Darling, let's go home and mail-merge". Turns out she is now looking for work since Spamalot has ceased trading. But "mail-merge", fnar fnar

So, how do you tell your loved one, or new conquest you want to recompile their back end?
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