Reply to: Welcome to our newest member, v8gaz

[v8gaz]

No problem Mordac, happy to help

Don't want to point out the obvious, but a: no-one sugested that you should go and waste your time at TRL, and b: the clue is in the tagline - home of sracasic wit and drivel. But hey, if contrator uk want to take me to court about the drivel bit, I may have to concede that one.

TRL has a bit of history that you are probably not aware of, which makes the hard time that wattaj and I are getting for being PCG members rather laughable, but let's not let the facts get in the way of a good whine, shall we?

[Mordac]

/sarcasm

It's not known as the lowest form of wit for nothing.

Mal has kindly answered my question as to why when I clicked on a crusty sock puppet I then saw 2 forums with a combined total of 10 posts between them. All this registering and being vetted, it's all a bit too secret squirrel for me. And all that for a bit of free speech? We get that here (sometimes) but without the condescending cvnts who think they're really clever (most of the time).
Thanks for the tip though, any chance you can come round and have a look at the slide-out coffee cup holder on my PC?

[v8gaz]

Hey Mordac, welcome to the internet. See the writing with the line under it? It's called a Hyperlink - click on this and you get to see the public area of the forum! Register, and you get to see the rest of the content.

Once you get really aquainted with this crazy new medium, you'll realise that sometimes, if you click on a picture of a crusty old sock puppet - it's also a 'hyperlink' and takes you to the forums.

/sarcasm

[malvolio]

Gaz, why are you advertising an empty forum? Well, empty except for a crusty sock puppet on the front page. Milan will doubtless be along shortly...

You have to register to see the boards. They will also check you've given them a valid email before they let you in. Then when you get there, it's not worth the bother... either in-jokes (like the sock puppet) or the kind of bad language they can't use in civilised company. Bit like Jerry's site without the informative content

[Mordac]

Gaz, why are you advertising an empty forum? Well, empty except for a crusty sock puppet on the front page. Milan will doubtless be along shortly...

[v8gaz]

Aye bob, whatever.

Shall we post the contents of that last email?

Hi Gary

My you look handsome in that picture.

GAY STALKER ! GAY STALKER!

[Cowboy Bob]

Thanks for making me feel at home, however I won't be back. Cowboy Bob is creeping me out and sending me gay stalker mail.

Note to bob - erm, well done about finding my home page, but I bever said I was hard to find, unlike you. It is well advertised in google, and I do use the same name wherever I go. Pergaps Ihave nothing to hide, unlike some?

Now can you please stop the homosexual stalking before I call the police?

As I said in my last e-mail to you, which was a response to the initial abusive mail you started sending me, a complaint has been lodged with the PCG over the behaviour of yourself and others. The reaction to a little faux pas was just a tad over the top don't you think? I don't think it shows the PCG in a very good light. Just think of all the newbies who come on here and have read the vitriol that you and others have been posting. Do you think it's going to make anyone want to join the organisation? You haven't exactly made it look very professional...

[v8gaz]

Last visit

Thanks for making me feel at home, however I won't be back. Cowboy Bob is creeping me out and sending me gay stalker mail.

Note to bob - erm, well done about finding my home page, but I bever said I was hard to find, unlike you. It is well advertised in google, and I do use the same name wherever I go. Pergaps Ihave nothing to hide, unlike some?

Now can you please stop the homosexual stalking before I call the police?

[v8gaz]

LOL, I see they've done some investigating and found out who I am. I bet they feel really big now don't they? Oh well, little things please little minds...

Nope, some of us were bord and highly amused at your claim that you couldn't be found.

I think it took the young lad SD almost 4 minutes to have you sussed.

Here's a clue - we wouldn't give a crap who you are, but when you made it into a challenge....

Next time, try making it a bit more difficult - we need something to amuse us during those long weary afternoons.

[v8gaz]

Looks like the PCG is keeping a watchful eye now

(they can't be here for the witty banter)

er, thanks for the warm welcome, whoevere you are.

Are you confusing me with PCG officialdom? I think you'll find I'm from the other other place

[EternalOptimist]

flibbertigibbet

one of my favorites.
thou temptress

[chock]

now you're just showing off!

[cojak]

I'm afraid I can be a bit of a flibbertigibbet on occasion...

[Xenophon]

No Darlin, what you've heard is true...

*turns around, looks over shoulder, winks and sashays off...*

I do like the word 'sashay' and one sees it so seldom these days. Good work cojak.

[Pondlife]

http://forums.contractoruk.com/threa...tml#post118726


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