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TheFaQQer replied

3 April 2014, 11:32
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

IMPORTANT NOTICE: PeoplePerHour is splitting into two sites based on your gender! | PeoplePerHour.com Blog

I saw that, but couldn't actually get the website to open, so didn't bother
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mudskipper replied

3 April 2014, 11:23
Originally posted by Ticktock View Post

Saw that (and the outraged comments) the other day when hiring someone. There are some comments along the lines of "Even if this is an Aprils Fools joke I think it's out of order so won't use PPH anymore".

And for extra lolz, next year's April Fool will be segregating on ethnicity.
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Ticktock replied

3 April 2014, 11:13
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

IMPORTANT NOTICE: PeoplePerHour is splitting into two sites based on your gender! | PeoplePerHour.com Blog

Saw that (and the outraged comments) the other day when hiring someone. There are some comments along the lines of "Even if this is an Aprils Fools joke I think it's out of order so won't use PPH anymore".
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mudskipper replied

3 April 2014, 10:50
IMPORTANT NOTICE: PeoplePerHour is splitting into two sites based on your gender! | PeoplePerHour.com Blog
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NickFitz replied

1 April 2014, 23:38
A rather good one from 1942
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NotAllThere replied

1 April 2014, 18:40
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You and Admin are to comedy as SimonMac and Eek are to being butch.

Ah, but our comedy stylings are based on what keeps us amused and that Cojak won't disapprove of.
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Old Greg replied

1 April 2014, 17:28
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

You called?

We grovel before you and I offer you this choicest of all the April's Fool pranks, unworthy as it is of your notice.

Michael Gove promises to abolish illiteracy and innumeracy in UK | Politics | theguardian.com
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Pogle replied

1 April 2014, 16:30
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

No, the Mighty Fluffy One.

You called?
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TheFaQQer replied

1 April 2014, 15:17
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

No, the Mighty Fluffy One.

RH?
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Old Greg replied

1 April 2014, 15:06
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

I miss ferret

No, the Mighty Fluffy One.
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TheFaQQer replied

1 April 2014, 15:03
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Is it time to summon the Fluffy One?

I miss ferret
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northernladuk replied

1 April 2014, 15:01
It seems Ebay are getting in with the April Fools stuff. I did a search for Cigarette Lighter and I got 10,000 matches.
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OwlHoot replied

1 April 2014, 14:55
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

King's College choir announces major change

Oh, I was hoping they had decided to put that ridiculous painting over the altar into storage at last and get a proper cross and candles like every other church in the land

Not a bad joke though.
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Old Greg replied

1 April 2014, 14:54
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

We'll have a new set of moderators by then. Viva la revolución!

Is it time to summon the Fluffy One?
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TheFaQQer replied

1 April 2014, 14:52
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

We had it all worked out. But then got far too busy making money. Oh well. There's always next year. Which seems more likely as one of my clients is off-shoring in an effort to reduce head count by 25%...

We'll have a new set of moderators by then. Viva la revolución!
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