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Previously on "Week-end Caption Competition"

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  • Ticktock
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    I think it was TickTock who told the barman to f*** off at the Christmas bash.
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    It was!
    How very dare you! I was merely paraphrasing what the barman was saying to us!

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  • greenlake
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    The successful debut of northernladyuk's first retail S&M store.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Not always

    I think it was TickTock who told the barman to f*** off at the Christmas bash.
    It was!

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  • SimonMac
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    Agent crashes CUK night out

    or

    MudSkipper takes offence to being asked to "Get her tits out"

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    And no one has their arse out in that picture either.
    Ahem, yes, we don't let SimonMac attend anymore

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Not always

    I think it was TickTock who told the barman to f*** off at the Christmas bash.
    And no one has their arse out in that picture either.

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  • d000hg
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    "I'm glad I beat the rush, it's going to get crazy in there"

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  • amcdonald
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    After nearly two years the local Russian residents finally work out that the Gay Bears Bar isn't some kind of new fangled western hipster drinking establishment

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    CUK drinks evening at the Counting House goes as planned / exactly the same way it always does
    Not always

    I think it was TickTock who told the barman to f*** off at the Christmas bash.

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  • hyperD
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    The rare discovery of a CV with two references gets out of hand for agents at Huxley Associates.

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  • Pondlife
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    Dodgy Agent realises there will be a number of socialists crammed into a small space during Tony Benn's funeral and so decides to pop round.

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  • Platypus
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    CUK drinks evening at the Counting House goes as planned / exactly the same way it always does

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  • ctdctd
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    A prominent member of CUK receives their medication.

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  • ASB
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    Small signs of progress at the first annual cuk conference on "dealing with opposing views".

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  • OwlHoot
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    There was keen interest in the closing down sale at the sports shop, but they only had one cricket stump left

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