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Ticktock replied

15 March 2014, 22:09
Originally posted by Bunk View Post

I think it was TickTock who told the barman to f*** off at the Christmas bash.

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

It was!

How very dare you! I was merely paraphrasing what the barman was saying to us!
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greenlake replied

15 March 2014, 19:15
The successful debut of northernladyuk's first retail S&M store.
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SimonMac replied

15 March 2014, 18:01
Originally posted by Bunk View Post

Not always

I think it was TickTock who told the barman to f*** off at the Christmas bash.

It was!
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SimonMac replied

15 March 2014, 17:58
Agent crashes CUK night out

or

MudSkipper takes offence to being asked to "Get her tits out"
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Bunk replied

15 March 2014, 17:28
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

And no one has their arse out in that picture either.

Ahem, yes, we don't let SimonMac attend anymore
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northernladuk replied

15 March 2014, 17:24
Originally posted by Bunk View Post

Not always

I think it was TickTock who told the barman to f*** off at the Christmas bash.

And no one has their arse out in that picture either.
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d000hg replied

15 March 2014, 16:03
"I'm glad I beat the rush, it's going to get crazy in there"
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amcdonald replied

15 March 2014, 15:20
After nearly two years the local Russian residents finally work out that the Gay Bears Bar isn't some kind of new fangled western hipster drinking establishment
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Bunk replied

15 March 2014, 14:45
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

CUK drinks evening at the Counting House goes as planned / exactly the same way it always does

Not always

I think it was TickTock who told the barman to f*** off at the Christmas bash.
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hyperD replied

15 March 2014, 13:45
The rare discovery of a CV with two references gets out of hand for agents at Huxley Associates.
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Pondlife replied

15 March 2014, 12:43
Dodgy Agent realises there will be a number of socialists crammed into a small space during Tony Benn's funeral and so decides to pop round.
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Platypus replied

15 March 2014, 12:39
CUK drinks evening at the Counting House goes as planned / exactly the same way it always does
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ctdctd replied

15 March 2014, 12:36
A prominent member of CUK receives their medication.
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ASB replied

15 March 2014, 11:01
Small signs of progress at the first annual cuk conference on "dealing with opposing views".
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OwlHoot replied

15 March 2014, 09:57
There was keen interest in the closing down sale at the sports shop, but they only had one cricket stump left
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