Originally posted by EternalOptimist
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Kids Today
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Kids Today"
Collapse
-
Originally posted by MyUserName View PostHow did you find out his nuts were minging?
*shudder* Despite the lack of fellas in the place, I doubt any of the girls would have given him a go.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI went to an all girls convent. We had one male lay teacher who was also the Deputy Head - Itchy Balls he was known as.
It was remarkable how itchy his nuts seemed to be all the flippin time and more than a bit minging.
Sister Mary was quite contrary
but she made that teacher harden
then he got a double dose of crabs
from Marys lady-garden
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIt was remarkable how itchy his nuts seemed to be all the flippin time and more than a bit minging.
Leave a comment:
-
I went to an all girls convent. We had one male lay teacher who was also the Deputy Head - Itchy Balls he was known as.
It was remarkable how itchy his nuts seemed to be all the flippin time and more than a bit minging.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by mudskipper View PostOur physics teacher was nicknamed Benny no-Balls. I don't know if it was true or not, but he always had chalk dust round his groin area, so presumably he kept checking.
Leave a comment:
-
Our physics teacher was nicknamed Benny no-Balls. I don't know if it was true or not, but he always had chalk dust round his groin area, so presumably he kept checking.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by zeitghostWe had a chemistry teacher called Himmler.
He only had one leg.
Leave a comment:
-
We had one teacher who didnt like fresh air. He kept all the windows shut, even when it was nice out.
Walking into that classroom was a nightmare, condensation dripping off the windows, the horrendous stale air, chewing your way through fresh f@rts to get to your desk.
I am sure the third year used to order double sprouts on beans just to make us suffer
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by zeitghostHow many legs did he have?
Just asking, like.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by Zippy View PostWe had a teacher like this. Thank f*** he didn't take us for Chemistry.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOur PE teacher would beat the boys with a cricket bat for being slow around the running track & would regularly grab someone out of the shower, beat them to a bloody pulp and bugger them senseless in his office for being cheeky. Oh Halycon days, kids these days don't know their born.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOur PE teacher would beat the boys with a cricket bat for being slow around the running track & would regularly grab someone out of the shower, beat them to a bloody pulp and bugger them senseless in his office for being cheeky. Oh Halycon days, kids these days don't know their born.
Leave a comment:
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Labour’s plan to regulate umbrella companies: a closer look Yesterday 09:24
- When HMRC misses an FTT deadline but still wins another CJRS case Nov 20 09:20
- How 15% employer NICs will sting the umbrella company market Nov 19 09:16
- Contracting Awards 2024 hails 19 firms as best of the best Nov 18 09:13
- How to answer at interview, ‘What’s your greatest weakness?’ Nov 14 09:59
- Business Asset Disposal Relief changes in April 2025: Q&A Nov 13 09:37
- How debt transfer rules will hit umbrella companies in 2026 Nov 12 09:28
- IT contractor demand floundering despite Autumn Budget 2024 Nov 11 09:30
- An IR35 bill of £19m for National Resources Wales may be just the tip of its iceberg Nov 7 09:20
- Micro-entity accounts: Overview, and how to file with HMRC Nov 6 09:27
Leave a comment: