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Previously on "Are you overweight part II?"
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Look I know about munching rug, but I always thought 'giving head' was related to the act of sucking on the male appendage, not something I'm keen on doing. I had an image of MF's wife being a shemale and SM turning up to give her/him some satisfaction.Originally posted by d000hg View PostPoor Mrs. Tester.
And anyway, it's Lady Tester.
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You give head to MF's wife? How does that work then?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostYour wife loves my head
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Says she loves punching it.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostYour wife loves my head
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Not unless you wear your trousers an inch above your belly button.Originally posted by d000hg View Post48-50 (not sure my exact waist, it was 34" but I am one belt buckle thinner now)
Presumably you use the size you use for trousers i.e. stand normally.
Whoever thought there would be so many healthy, attractive, normal men on cuk?!
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48-50 (not sure my exact waist, it was 34" but I am one belt buckle thinner now)
Presumably you use the size you use for trousers i.e. stand normally.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWhat I'm not clear on is whether you measure whilst pulling it all in or letting it all hang out. (2" difference in my case
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51.95
Healthy, Normal, Attractive Weight
Thank fook I am 6' 5" tall
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48.57 - Healthy, Normal, Attractive Weight.
Ooh look, some sausages, back in a bit
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Mine's healthy etc although seems bit flabby. Still, comparing with younger self may not be valid as I could have been an extra in a concentration camp movie.
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