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Left hospital 3am Sunday night/Monday Morning, at my desk 9am same day
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNever taken more than 2 days off as a contractor. Took 6 days off with man flu as a permie. Well actually it was proper flu.
Word of advice - Never let a midget female[*] dentist with arms like a stick insect try and extract a tooth, because being physically very weak they end up levering the tooth back and forth ever more desperately until it shatters and half of it is left in!
(Never taken time off for flu, AKA "a cold".)Last edited by OwlHoot; 12 January 2014, 09:51.
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8 days in hospital last summer and 5 weeks off work in total.
Serious allergic reaction to antibiotics
And i went back around 2 weeks too soon.
I was lucky, they wanted to remove a fairly useful organ, but i responded well to treatment, otherwise it would have been 5 months off
Clientco kept my role open
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Originally posted by original PM View Postwtf is it with you guys taking selfies of your injuries????
fookin weird!
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Originally posted by original PM View Postwtf is it with you guys taking selfies of your injuries????
fookin weird!
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Originally posted by mudskipper View Post3 days with a papercut.
Suity
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI was thinking IED which was rather confusing/worrying.
What are you, a ******* hobbit?
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOrange post it notes must be the deliverables
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostICD?Originally posted by stek View PostImplantable Cardiverter/Defribillator
Originally posted by scooterscot View PostWalked into clinic a couple of year ago with cyst, limped back out later that afternoon. Back at client's site two days later.
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wtf is it with you guys taking selfies of your injuries????
fookin weird!
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