Reply to: Latin love message for Valentines

[original PM]

Now you're being obtuse.

he does not appear to be greater than 90 degrees but less than 180

but I could be wrong

[Old Greg]

Now you're being obtuse.

Incorrect tenses, moods, cases and agreement. Perhaps you would like to come to the front of the class and parse your work.

[Gibbon]

I, a long man, will love you, the time.



1/10, see me.

Now you're being obtuse.

[Old Greg]

Google is awful,

But this is more MF

pallii tuae cape; amor, te amabo longus tempus

I, a long man, will love you, the time.



1/10, see me.

[Gibbon]

That's even worse. Translates as 'seizing your cloak, love, dragged'

Google is awful,

But this is more MF

pallii tuae cape; amor, te amabo longus tempus

[EternalOptimist]

a policeman from near Clapham junction
had a pen!s that just wouldn't function
for the rest of his life
he misled his poor wife
with some snot on the end of his truncheon

[northernladuk]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poems
Nice tits

[TestMangler]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
get in the van.

[BrilloPad]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got herpes
Do you want it too?

[northernladuk]

^ can't you read latin. What type of school did you get dragged through....

although I will admit the return translation ends up as

How did you get this. Rather amusingly using google translate for 'Get your coat etc' comes out as

'Ut amor youve trahi vestra tunicam'

which if you re-translate comes out as

'As the love you've pulled your coat'

Talk about getting lost in translation

Well I found it amusing anyway...

[northernladuk]

There is no 'get' in latin, but here goes

pallii tuae capes, amor, trahebas.

That's even worse. Translates as 'seizing your cloak, love, dragged'

[Bellona]

Veni, Vici, V.D.

[TestMangler]

Vidi, Vici, Veni.

Veni, Vici, V.D.

[DaveB]

Vidi, Vici, Veni.

[vetran]

Num Pater bracino habere?

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