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Previously on "First Northerner Contractor Experience"

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Yes. MF has cum across a Northern Contractor like that.
    Ewwwwww, please pass the brain bleech, I can't cope with that image at all. Just yuck!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I've never worked with a Northern contractor. Have met one or two socially though. Apparently they like to bare their butt cheeks in public. Has anyone else come across northern contractors who do this?
    Yes. MF has cum across a Northern Contractor like that.

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  • Antman
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I've never worked with a Northern contractor. Have met one or two socially though. Apparently they like to bare their butt cheeks in public. Has anyone else come across northern contractors who do this?
    you mean brickies?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I've never worked with a Northern contractor. Have met one or two socially though. Apparently they like to bare their butt cheeks in public. Has anyone else come across northern contractors who do this?
    <cough>
    i am a northern contractor, and I used to do this.
    till some b****d parked his bike in there



    have you ever tried to remove a Harley from yer bum on a cold and busy night ?

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  • TykeMerc
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    Please don't tar all of us Northerners with the same brush as him.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I've never worked with a Northern contractor. Have met one or two socially though. Apparently they like to bare their butt cheeks in public. Has anyone else come across northern contractors who do this?
    I've heard the stories and revelled in the myths, but as far as I know, I don't think I've ever met one MS!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I've never worked with a Northern contractor. Have met one or two socially though. Apparently they like to bare their butt cheeks in public. Has anyone else come across northern contractors who do this?
    Maybe its just you that encourages them?

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  • mudskipper
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    I've never worked with a Northern contractor. Have met one or two socially though. Apparently they like to bare their butt cheeks in public. Has anyone else come across northern contractors who do this?

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    You can't tell the difference between a whippet and a chip butty?

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    You can't tell the difference between a whippet and a chip butty?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Yeah, but you know what Northerners are like, eh?

    All whippets and chip butties. I find it hard to tell one from the other. And those accents
    You can't tell the difference between a whippet and a chip butty?

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  • BigRed
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    When you say northern do you mean north of Watford Gap or up in the wilds of the Midlands?

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  • SuPaStA
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    First day at a new contract today. Agent c0cked up and told me 10am start when everyone else got there at 9. Bit embarrassing so tried not to bring too much attention to myself for the rest of the day. The others seem a bit stand-offish, especially one northern contractor who kept glaring at me, tutting and rolling his eyes. Not sure what I've done to deserve this as I don't know the guy from Adam. Perhaps it's because I'm Indian?

    I had one contract like that, one guy even refused to shake my hand when I tried to introduce myself in a meeting lol. Bunch of jokers, just keep your head down and keep invoicing.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    First day at a new contract today. Agent c0cked up and told me 10am start when everyone else got there at 9. Bit embarrassing so tried not to bring too much attention to myself for the rest of the day. The others seem a bit stand-offish, especially one northern contractor who kept glaring at me, tutting and rolling his eyes. Not sure what I've done to deserve this as I don't know the guy from Adam. Perhaps it's because I'm Indian?

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  • Platypus
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    Yeah, but you know what Northerners are like, eh?

    All whippets and chip butties. I find it hard to tell one from the other. And those accents

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