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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    News at clientco regarding this mornings Rochdale to Manchester service failing to stop at any intermediate stations owing to someone depositing a tulip outside the toilet door and the train making a dash to the depot to be cleaned. Apparently the station announcements didn't mince their words. :

    I like to think it was intended as a comment on the quality of Northern Rails rolling stock.
    Traps loaded and busting for a dump. What do you do? If the windows opened you could stick your bum out.

    Better than crapping your kecks I suppose. LOL.

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  • barrydidit
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    News at clientco regarding this mornings Rochdale to Manchester service failing to stop at any intermediate stations owing to someone depositing a tulip outside the toilet door and the train making a dash to the depot to be cleaned. Apparently the station announcements didn't mince their words. :

    I like to think it was intended as a comment on the quality of Northern Rails rolling stock.

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  • hyperD
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    I thought it might have been a laugh trying to ram a brown draught excluder down the pan and leave it hanging there just as the train rolled into the station. Oh the horror!

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    There's some champion sized turds there too.
    Should that be a surprise? You'd have to be pretty desperate to want to go on a train.

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  • SpontaneousOrder
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    Those old grater anglia carriages are luxurious (no exageration) compared to the first capital ones. Didn't realise the head was just a trap-door though

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  • hyperD
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    I didn't realise opening the bomb bay doors on the tracks was still legally permitted?!?!? WTF?!?!?

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  • vetran
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    it was decided decades ago this practice was to be discontinued its totally unsanitary, not sure why any train boss with such carriages is allowed to get a bonus?

    For goodness sake its just fitting a septic tank, pretty sure they could be retrofitted on most carriages.

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  • d000hg
    started a topic Crap Trains

    Crap Trains

    BBC News - Cambridge rail worker's health fears over excrement spray

    Ugh.
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