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Acer pose you think that's funny palming me off with these poplar pear of plums? I don't cedar point of willowing in my mirth.
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Please, I don't think I deserve the birch for that.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostDon't get hollyer than thou with me.
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Don't get hollyer than thou with me.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThere's no need for yew to get beechy about it.
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It's not ideal but what a gang of small-minded scum of neighbours he has. Kin' 'ell what's next - driven out with torches and pitchforks for not having a new enough eurobox car?
Jesus.
The Council must've loved it though - much easier than trying to get companies to stop burning illegal stuff at night etc.
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There's no need for yew to get beechy about it.Originally posted by vetran View Postno need to bark at him!
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That's acorny joke.Originally posted by hyperD View PostI'm having a laurel laurel laughs over this thread.
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The council should have nipped it in the bud before it came to this.Originally posted by vetran View Posthe was trying to branch out. But the Council twigged.
I suppose his house was worth less than his neighbours, one in the road is worth two in the bush?
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he was trying to branch out. But the Council twigged.
I suppose his house was worth less than his neighbours, one in the road is worth two in the bush?
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