Reply to: That CUK laff has started ....

[Old Greg]

Did you look in the mirror?

A one way mirror with views into vetran's Daily Mail threads.

And HI!

[BrilloPad]

... the deep one which has you chuckling away to yourself, unable to do any work

Feck me my ribs hurt.

Did you look in the mirror?

[suityou01]

You have a worse sense of humour than an accountant. What a dull and tedious cretin you are.

Also, starting a thread to insult another poster - cows learn faster than you do!

Jersey ones?

[d000hg]

I still bear the bruises from MumsNet.
Although I fear the OP is not being very accurate, I didn't bully him so much as he spouted off a ton of gobtulipe. He doesn't need anyone to "drag him down" he can do that all by himself.

You're the OP, dumbo.

[NotAllThere]

No as it goes it's this gem:

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...d-good-25.html

Well, it made me laugh as well.

You implying dooghie is stupid as a fish? That's not very nice.

No, he's implying dooghie isn't as intelligent as a fish. If challenged though, he'll take it back and imply instead that dooghie is as intelligent as a fish.

Anyway, too much so this thread is heading to lockdown.

[sasguru]

I was thinking about mumsnet as well. I don't have the wherewithal to hold my own there or on housepricecrash. The Internet is as wild and cruel as nature herself, and I see myself as a crippled and senile hyena. All I can manage to catch is some myxomatosis riddled blind and pus filled rabbit blundering about in a confused daze. Disgusting but keeps me going.

Personally I find the lumbering bovines good prey.

[Old Greg]

I still bear the bruises from MumsNet.
Although I fear the OP is not being very accurate, I didn't bully him so much as he spouted off a ton of gobtulipe. He doesn't need anyone to "drag him down" he can do that all by himself.

I was thinking about mumsnet as well. I don't have the wherewithal to hold my own there or on housepricecrash. The Internet is as wild and cruel as nature herself, and I see myself as a crippled and senile hyena. All I can manage to catch is some myxomatosis riddled blind and pus filled rabbit blundering about in a confused daze. Disgusting but keeps me going.

[sasguru]

Of course he is! Why else do you think he hangs around here where the pickings are so easy?

I still bear the bruises from MumsNet.
Although I fear the OP is not being very accurate, I didn't bully him so much as he spouted off a ton of gobtulipe. He doesn't need anyone to "drag him down" he can do that all by himself.

[Old Greg]

unfortunately he laughs about insulting other people and derailing a thread with honest questions which the great Sas can't answer (or won't).

he is a sad little bully who reaches for the insults when he loses. unfortunately he drags me down with him.

Of course he is! Why else do you think he hangs around here where the pickings are so easy?

[sasguru]

What have my brains, or lack thereof, got to do with your incredibly boring sense of humour?

"Hey Fred, you'd better sit down for this one."
"Oh Sas, what did he do this time?"
"He only went and divided by n instead of n+1"
"hahahahahahahahahah you split my sides you do"

If I'm so boring what are you doing on this thread?
You must have lots of interesting things to do, oh interesting one ?

Unless ....

[d000hg]

When God handed out the brains, you were in the toilet weren't you?

What have my brains, or lack thereof, got to do with your incredibly boring sense of humour?

"Hey Fred, you'd better sit down for this one."
"Oh Sas, what did he do this time?"
"He only went and divided by n instead of n+1"
"hahahahahahahahahah you split my sides you do"

[sasguru]

unfortunately he laughs about insulting other people and derailing a thread with honest questions which the great Sas can't answer (or won't).

he is a sad little bully who reaches for the insults when he loses. unfortunately he drags me down with him.

To be fair, as at least 4 other people pointed out on that thread , you were talking complete garbage.

Perhaps if you admitted your limitations and didn't spout so much gob-tulipe about a subject you know nothing about you wouldn't come across as a complete cretin?

Just saying like.

[vetran]

Considering you find yourself laughing about statistics, I suggest you rethink calling other people dull.

unfortunately he laughs about insulting other people and derailing a thread with honest questions which the great Sas can't answer (or won't).

he is a sad little bully who reaches for the insults when he loses. unfortunately he drags me down with him.

[sasguru]

Considering you find yourself laughing about statistics, I suggest you rethink calling other people dull.

When God handed out the brains, you were in the toilet weren't you?
DId you get that high paying job in London or did they take one look at you and tell you to bugger orf?

[d000hg]

Jeez, you're duller than a grey November sky at dusk.

Considering you find yourself laughing about statistics, I suggest you rethink calling other people dull.