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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    Surely that's more likely to attract perverts

    Bus Driver: [after noticing Mrs. Doubtfire has hairy legs] I like that Mediterranean look in women. Natural, healthy. Just the way God made you.
    Mrs. Doubtfire: [modestly] Well, He broke the mold when He made me. He made me very special.
    Bus Driver: He sure did.

    excellent movie!

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Send 'em some of these

    Hairy stockings: Chinese website says anti-pervert tights could be essential summer clothing | Metro News
    Surely that's more likely to attract perverts

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Has anyone not come off worse in an encounter with mumsnet?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I cycled 1065.4 miles. You never sponsored me.
    I got you a half of mild at the pub last month!!! Bloody take take take.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It got so heated they asked us to do the right thing and sponsor one of their posters who was raising money for cancer. Some of us sponsored them Myself and NAT. But then I'm a sucker for sponsoring hard luck cases (Suity, Brillo, Dimprawn) :
    I cycled 1065.4 miles. You never sponsored me.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    You lost me. So "the last time" I took to mean the last time CUK got in a spat with mumsnet.
    How did this end up with you sponsoring a "sad case"? Makes no sense to me.
    It got so heated they asked us to do the right thing and sponsor one of their posters who was raising money for cancer. Some of us sponsored them Myself and NAT. But then I'm a sucker for sponsoring hard luck cases (Suity, Brillo, Dimprawn) :

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Hell

    Damn autocorrect.
    Ta.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    He'll hath no fury.
    Hell

    Damn autocorrect.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Has anyone not come off worse in an encounter with mumsnet?
    He'll hath no fury.

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  • doodab
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    Has anyone not come off worse in an encounter with mumsnet?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Send 'em some of these

    Hairy stockings: Chinese website says anti-pervert tights could be essential summer clothing | Metro News
    It's a hoax. That was on MF's wife's iPhone, an accidental selfie.

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  • DaveB
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    Send 'em some of these

    Hairy stockings: Chinese website says anti-pervert tights could be essential summer clothing | Metro News

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    You lost me. So "the last time" I took to mean the last time CUK got in a spat with mumsnet.
    How did this end up with you sponsoring a "sad case"? Makes no sense to me.
    the hairy legged ones demanded MF's lunch money!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Between NAT and I about £250. But then again I'll sponsor any old sad case.
    You lost me. So "the last time" I took to mean the last time CUK got in a spat with mumsnet.
    How did this end up with you sponsoring a "sad case"? Makes no sense to me.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


    Really?
    Between NAT and I about £250. But then again I'll sponsor any old sad case.

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