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Previously on "Can a woman ever be a knobhead?"

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    Rule no 30 there are no women on the internet
    I prefer Rule #34 of the internet

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I too feel permanently guilty (doesn't that come with the job?) and question what I could have done differently.
    yeah now they have made locking them in their bedroom from the age 11 illegal options are limited

    As far as I can see many times there is absolutely nothing you can do. I imagine you fall into this category.

    We have one going through puberty / womanhood and more to go. Its hard work, if she eats too little its anorexia, if she is snotty or depressed its suicidal tendencies etc. See seems to have a fascination for skull ornaments, apparently that is fashionable.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    ... as he's (harshly IMHO) banned now
    Long overdue - The guy is (was) an utter mong.

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  • original PM
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    well this thread put paid to a few posters for today!

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    You know the c word... the only swear word I don't use.
    Consultant?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Jeff Maginty
    "See You Next Tuesday" is a subtle way of saying the "C word".

    The following C++ code outputs the "C word". I tested it online at:

    Compile and Execute C++ online

    Here's the C++ code:

    // Start of C++ code.
    // How to output the literal meaning of "See You Next Tuesday" in C++
    // NSFW (Not Safe For Work!)

    #include <iostream>
    #include <string>

    int main ()
    {
    std::string str="Scunthorpe";

    std::string str2 = str.substr (1,4); // Literal meaning of "See You Next Tuesday

    std::cout << str2 << '\n';

    return 0;
    }

    // End of C++ code.

    Disclaimer: I do not accept any liability for anything in this post. If you use it then you do so entirely at your own risk.
    The irony is this is the exact type of post I usually give rep to, but can't as he's (harshly IMHO) banned now

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    WCMS.

    I really hate that word.
    I'm not sure that was the female feedback Jeff was hoping for.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    You know the c word... the only swear word I don't use.
    WCMS.

    I really hate that word.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Yep, as suspected, you're a cunt.
    You took the words right out of my mouth... except bypassing the swear filter wouldn't be my choice.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Jeff Maginty
    "See You Next Tuesday" is a subtle way of saying the "C word".

    The following C++ code outputs the "C word". I tested it online at:

    Compile and Execute C++ online

    Here's the C++ code:

    // Start of C++ code.
    // How to output the literal meaning of "See You Next Tuesday" in C++
    // NSFW (Not Safe For Work!)

    #include <iostream>
    #include <string>

    int main ()
    {
    std::string str="Scunthorpe";

    std::string str2 = str.substr (1,4); // Literal meaning of "See You Next Tuesday

    std::cout << str2 << '\n';

    return 0;
    }

    // End of C++ code.

    Disclaimer: I do not accept any liability for anything in this post. If you use it then you do so entirely at your own risk.
    Wow! What marvellous C++! Who is this guy? And why can't my man do C++ like this? I wonder if he can do regex too!

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    loads of kids, esp lads , start to go wrong at about 17 -18.
    These same parents, stick by them. equally incomprehensible to me.
    admittedly a lot of the lads sort themselves out a few years later, but it's such a display of parental commitment

    amazes me
    Really? Mine 'went wrong' (although, to be fair, the signs were there before 17-18, but that's when it really nosedived), and at 28, still hasn't sorted himself out. I can't imagine not sticking by him - that's not to say condoning his behaviour in any way - but I can't imagine giving up on him. Although I've had to develop some degree of emotional detachment or I'd be a wreck. The first time something awful happens, you go to bits. The second time, you're still devastated, but it's not such a shock. The third time it's a huge disappointment. I haven't quite got to the stage where it's just a mild inconvenience. I too feel permanently guilty (doesn't that come with the job?) and question what I could have done differently.

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    And you're a terrible father, but hey ho we're all allowed to contribute to the forum even if it is just to stick our spiteful beaks into a serious discussion.

    Ps what's a Jaffa? Are we going Jaffa -> cake <- fruit or is it something else entirely?
    I believe Jaffa means seedless?

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Ironically both the women I live with probably would be somewhat impressed.
    Your mum and grandmother both like C++?! Cool!!!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    And you're a terrible father, but hey ho we're all allowed to contribute to the forum even if it is just to stick our spiteful beaks into a serious discussion.

    Ps what's a Jaffa? Are we going Jaffa -> cake <- fruit or is it something else entirely?
    Yep, as suspected, you're a c unt.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You're own kids sound completely different to others. Or are you a gay religious Jaffa, just asking, like.

    Ah, forgot, you're just a c unt!
    And you're a terrible father, but hey ho we're all allowed to contribute to the forum even if it is just to stick our spiteful beaks into a serious discussion.

    Ps what's a Jaffa? Are we going Jaffa -> cake <- fruit or is it something else entirely?

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