Reply to: Am I missing something?

[Old Greg]

This reminds me. I must remember to fix the locks on the basement door, all the rattling is beginning to work them loose.

Yet another problem on your over-budget new build?

It will just be those poor little girls again.

[Old Greg]

I have an image of my signature with transparency that I scanned in ages ago. I just copy and paste that onto any docs, so don't even print a single page.

The agency I'm currently doing work through use Echosign, so I can try to scrawl my signature using a mouse... yeah, that turns out well.

The free nitro PDF programme allows you to insert an electronic signature. Someone on CUK kindly advisedme when I was on the train on way to 1st day of contract, allowing me to download the programme, find a copy of my signature, sign the contract and email it back before starting. Hooray for the modern world and CUK (although strictl yspeaking, CUK is a subset of the modern world, but let it go, let it go).

[sasguru]

This reminds me. I must remember to fix the locks on the basement door, all the rattling is beginning to work them loose.

Yet another problem on your over-budget new build?

[MarillionFan]

Poor old sassy.

Alone at home, long list of domestic chores to complete, no real future. Just his list of fantasy clients (what we up to now? Four is it?) all paying him £1000/day to do 15 minutes of stats at home.

And this is a guy that doesn't even know how to sign a contract.....

It's a sad story really. I hope the meds help a bit sassy.

Here is a simple test :-

Is the joke funny? If it is post, if it isn't don't bother...

You know all those years ago when you were the school dunce and teacher said "You need to work hard or you won't amount to much". Well she was right, eh?
I mean which middle-aged person posts C++ problems on the web?
That's the definition of sadness

This reminds me. I must remember to fix the locks on the basement door, all the rattling is beginning to work them loose.

[sasguru]

Poor old sassy.

Alone at home, long list of domestic chores to complete, no real future. Just his list of fantasy clients (what we up to now? Four is it?) all paying him £1000/day to do 15 minutes of stats at home.

And this is a guy that doesn't even know how to sign a contract.....

It's a sad story really. I hope the meds help a bit sassy.

You know all those years ago when you were the school dunce and teacher said "You need to work hard or you won't amount to much". Well she was right, eh?
I mean which middle-aged person posts C++ problems on the web?
That's the definition of sadness

[sasguru]

Is the joke funny? If it is post, if it isn't don't bother...

If you applied that criteria to yourself, it would be nice and quiet here, you absolute dullard

[eek]

Here is a simple test :-

Is the joke funny? If it is post, if it isn't don't bother...

[DimPrawn]

Poor old sassy.

Alone at home, long list of domestic chores to complete, no real future. Just his list of fantasy clients (what we up to now? Four is it?) all paying him £1000/day to do 15 minutes of stats at home.

And this is a guy that doesn't even know how to sign a contract.....

It's a sad story really. I hope the meds help a bit sassy.

[sasguru]

Is that really the best you can come up. This is general if the truth hurts go elsewhere....

I genuinely feel sorry for you.
A grown man who uses "Your mum" jokes and has proved innumerable times he's thick as two very thick planks.
You're like a Viz character : "The man with the unfeasibly small brain".

You do make me laff though, so all in all your contribution is positive

[MarillionFan]

Is that really the best you can come up. This is general if the truth hurts go elsewhere....

The little fella is in one today.

[eek]

Says all we need to know about you really.

Is that really the best you can come up. This is general if the truth hurts go elsewhere....

[vetran]

Says all we need to know about you really.

Play nicely sassy! Otherwise she will send you to your room.

[sasguru]

His mum ...

Says all we need to know about you really.

[eek]

Who wiped the dribble off the paper at the end?

His mum scans it quickly before the ink splurges into a single grey mess.

[sasguru]

This has made me think.

There lies your problem, in a nutshell.