Am I missing something?

[vetran]

Says all we need to know about you really.

Play nicely sassy! Otherwise she will send you to your room.

[eek]

Says all we need to know about you really.

Is that really the best you can come up. This is general if the truth hurts go elsewhere....

[MarillionFan]

Is that really the best you can come up. This is general if the truth hurts go elsewhere....

The little fella is in one today.

[sasguru]

Is that really the best you can come up. This is general if the truth hurts go elsewhere....

I genuinely feel sorry for you.
A grown man who uses "Your mum" jokes and has proved innumerable times he's thick as two very thick planks.
You're like a Viz character : "The man with the unfeasibly small brain".

You do make me laff though, so all in all your contribution is positive

[DimPrawn]

Poor old sassy.

Alone at home, long list of domestic chores to complete, no real future. Just his list of fantasy clients (what we up to now? Four is it?) all paying him £1000/day to do 15 minutes of stats at home.

And this is a guy that doesn't even know how to sign a contract.....

It's a sad story really. I hope the meds help a bit sassy.

[eek]

Here is a simple test :-

Is the joke funny? If it is post, if it isn't don't bother...

[sasguru]

Is the joke funny? If it is post, if it isn't don't bother...

If you applied that criteria to yourself, it would be nice and quiet here, you absolute dullard

[sasguru]

Poor old sassy.

Alone at home, long list of domestic chores to complete, no real future. Just his list of fantasy clients (what we up to now? Four is it?) all paying him £1000/day to do 15 minutes of stats at home.

And this is a guy that doesn't even know how to sign a contract.....

It's a sad story really. I hope the meds help a bit sassy.

You know all those years ago when you were the school dunce and teacher said "You need to work hard or you won't amount to much". Well she was right, eh?
I mean which middle-aged person posts C++ problems on the web?
That's the definition of sadness

[MarillionFan]

Poor old sassy.

Alone at home, long list of domestic chores to complete, no real future. Just his list of fantasy clients (what we up to now? Four is it?) all paying him £1000/day to do 15 minutes of stats at home.

And this is a guy that doesn't even know how to sign a contract.....

It's a sad story really. I hope the meds help a bit sassy.

Here is a simple test :-

Is the joke funny? If it is post, if it isn't don't bother...

You know all those years ago when you were the school dunce and teacher said "You need to work hard or you won't amount to much". Well she was right, eh?
I mean which middle-aged person posts C++ problems on the web?
That's the definition of sadness

This reminds me. I must remember to fix the locks on the basement door, all the rattling is beginning to work them loose.

[sasguru]

This reminds me. I must remember to fix the locks on the basement door, all the rattling is beginning to work them loose.

Yet another problem on your over-budget new build?