I vote for a new title for SAS too.
How about : CretinMaster General?
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JAWOriginally posted by sasguru View PostI've decided with the current infestation of cretinous imbeciles on CUK that it's not worth wasting my time arguing with all of you (those who are cretins, that is).
Therefore if I label a post of yours with this acronym: JAC (Just Another Cretin), this is a handy shortcut for the following:
"Your post is ignorant, childish, puerile, lacking in any knowledge of the subject matter, clichéd, downright stupid, vapid, venal or any combinations thereof"
HTH
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It'll just be another 'boy who cried wolf!' situation. We'll become immune, if we're not already, to this.Originally posted by sasguru View PostJACP! Next!
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SAS - King of the cretinsOriginally posted by sasguru View PostI think you're right, we need three levels. So here's the latest iteration:
JACP - Just another cretinous post
JACT - Just another cretinous thread
JACI - Just another cretinous individual (for indivuals, most of whose posts/threads are JACPs/JACTs).
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I concur, considering the ability of some posters to contradict themselves in one thread and accidentally say something sensible in one post. Perhaps even sentence level 'jacing' is necessary.Originally posted by d000hg View PostDo you mean label a post, or a thread? Thread-level-jacing might not be granular enough.
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I think you're right, we need three levels. So here's the latest iteration:Originally posted by d000hg View PostDo you mean label a post, or a thread? Thread-level-jacing might not be granular enough.
JACP - Just another cretinous post
JACT - Just another cretinous thread
JACI - Just another cretinous individual (for indivuals, most of whose posts/threads are JACPs/JACTs).
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Do you mean label a post, or a thread? Thread-level-jacing might not be granular enough.
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Also I'd like to introduce a complementary acronym : JACT - Just Another Cretinous Thread.
This is a thread where most of the posts/posters are JACs.
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Sasguru might sometimes be a little impolite but I agree on the need for a 'cretinwatch' service on CUK.
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