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Previously on "Why can't they talk about it?"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    How the frig [pardon the pun] did that conversation come about?
    dhoog by name Dog by Nature?

    must admit I'm curious what made that come up (fnar fnar) in conversation.

    was there you go Mr Dhoog I plumped the cushions don't worry about the wet patch, I was just strumming my fleshy banjo.

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  • MyUserName
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    How the frig [pardon the pun] did that conversation come about?
    Well he did set that camera up .....

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Women generally don't pretend otherwise. Perhaps there's a simpler reason why women in your experience don't admit to enjoying it.

    I had a discussion with my cleaner about it once, she was quite open about the subject.


    How the frig [pardon the pun] did that conversation come about?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It would make more sense to have national don't wank at work day.
    Maybe this will help.



    (although Amazon have none in stock).

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Sounds like a challenge for all you gents.

    National wank at work day?

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  • Old Hack
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    I know an accountant who admitted to wanking 10, 11 times a day during his P2's, as he said it was the only way he could take his mind off the exams. Reckons it helped him pass the exams.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post

    I had a discussion with my cleaner about it once, she was quite open about the subject.
    You are Kent Philip and I claim my £5.

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  • MyUserName
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    I find women often deny it, especially when they are complete strangers I confront on the train with a video camera pointed at them.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Women generally don't pretend otherwise. Perhaps there's a simpler reason why women in your experience don't admit to enjoying it.
    ooooh miaw!

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Nice. I have to don a ManU shirt and Wayne Rooney face mask to get any attention from mine.
    That's lovely, dear. And does he wear this one to complete the role-play scenario?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    maybe they do not talk about it because then they would admit that sex is pleasurable and enjoyable and it is perfectly acceptable to enjoy sex.

    Which makes them sound just like a man......
    Women generally don't pretend otherwise. Perhaps there's a simpler reason why women in your experience don't admit to enjoying it.

    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I've a friend who continues to insist she never has.
    I had a discussion with my cleaner about it once, she was quite open about the subject.

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  • original PM
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    maybe they do not talk about it because then they would admit that sex is pleasurable and enjoyable and it is perfectly acceptable to enjoy sex.

    Which makes them sound just like a man......

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    After a lifetime in the business, I'm damned if I'm going self-service. I just wait until the old man's working at home, pop these on, drape myself across his desk and he doesn't notice the difference.

    Nice. I have to don a ManU shirt and Wayne Rooney face mask to get any attention from mine.

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  • northernladyuk
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    After a lifetime in the business, I'm damned if I'm going self-service. I just wait until the old man's working at home, pop these on, drape myself across his desk and he doesn't notice the difference.

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  • doodab
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    Besides, they do talk about it. Try having a game of pocket billiards next time you pick the kids up from school, you'll find that it's all they talk about.

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