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"Men talk about wanking all the time."
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The women in my office are always talking about flicking the bean over lunch. That, or they're talking cooking .What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Says alot about the men the author hangs out with.Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post"Men talk about wanking all the time."
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They certainly post about it a lot.Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post"Men talk about wanking all the time."
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Just remember girls you only get 100 of them. Keep a wee book recording each and every one."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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I've a friend who continues to insist she never has.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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There's an app for that.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI've a friend who continues to insist she never has.
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This thread is useless without pictures
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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You want pictures of dildos?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThis thread is useless without pictures
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