Knock one off and run

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bless 'em all replied

21 September 2013, 18:07
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Is that secondary school? Where do they get the sperm from?

Sixth Form common room chairs?
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BrilloPad replied

21 September 2013, 17:59
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

How to view sperm via microscope? - microscopy | Ask MetaFilter

Basic highschool experiment apparently. I went to a girls' school.

Is that secondary school? Where do they get the sperm from?
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mudskipper replied

21 September 2013, 17:20
How to view sperm via microscope? - microscopy | Ask MetaFilter

Basic highschool experiment apparently. I went to a girls' school.
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BrilloPad replied

21 September 2013, 17:08
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Don't you gentlemen have a microscope at home? I know I'd be tempted to have a peek.

Won't MrMS provide a sample for you?
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mudskipper replied

21 September 2013, 17:06
Don't you gentlemen have a microscope at home? I know I'd be tempted to have a peek.
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Archangel replied

21 September 2013, 17:03
When I had mine the instructions were something like: keep sample at body temperature as long as possible. So on the way to the clinic I had the vial up my jumper. The thought crossed my mind that if I crashed the car and died, the post mortem would yield interesting results.
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vetran replied

21 September 2013, 14:15
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

The friendly receptionist is always trained to assist in such matters - just ask her.

only if you go private!
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xoggoth replied

21 September 2013, 13:07
Is it near a beach?

Nearest beach to me is Brighton although, contrary to usual ideas re Brighton, on the nudist section it seems to be largely the ladies who get all the attention.
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mudskipper replied

21 September 2013, 11:42
We discussed this before.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-porn-nhs.html

I remember it from the marvellous word, masturbatorium.

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eek replied

21 September 2013, 11:41
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

I have to deliver my sample to the snip clinic Monday. However, with leg in full cast, and a long dash to the clinic, I am wondering if you can knock one off there and then, in the clinic, well, in the loo or something.

Do you think it would be rude, in the absence of wifi, to ask for, ahem, helpful material?

how are you going to run with your leg in full cast?
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BrilloPad replied

21 September 2013, 11:29
The friendly receptionist is always trained to assist in such matters - just ask her.
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mudskipper replied

21 September 2013, 09:35
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

I have to deliver my sample to the snip clinic Monday. However, with leg in full cast, and a long dash to the clinic, I am wondering if you can knock one off there and then, in the clinic, well, in the loo or something.

Do you think it would be rude, in the absence of wifi, to ask for, ahem, helpful material?

Is it near a beach? Or perhaps, given the weather, a public swimming pool?
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Old Hack started a topic Knock one off and run

21 September 2013, 09:07
Knock one off and run

I have to deliver my sample to the snip clinic Monday. However, with leg in full cast, and a long dash to the clinic, I am wondering if you can knock one off there and then, in the clinic, well, in the loo or something.

Do you think it would be rude, in the absence of wifi, to ask for, ahem, helpful material?
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