Knock one off and run

[bless 'em all]

Is that secondary school? Where do they get the sperm from?

Sixth Form common room chairs?

[BrilloPad]

How to view sperm via microscope? - microscopy | Ask MetaFilter

Basic highschool experiment apparently. I went to a girls' school.

Is that secondary school? Where do they get the sperm from?

[mudskipper]

How to view sperm via microscope? - microscopy | Ask MetaFilter

Basic highschool experiment apparently. I went to a girls' school.

[BrilloPad]

Don't you gentlemen have a microscope at home? I know I'd be tempted to have a peek.

Won't MrMS provide a sample for you?

[mudskipper]

Don't you gentlemen have a microscope at home? I know I'd be tempted to have a peek.

[Archangel]

When I had mine the instructions were something like: keep sample at body temperature as long as possible. So on the way to the clinic I had the vial up my jumper. The thought crossed my mind that if I crashed the car and died, the post mortem would yield interesting results.

[vetran]

The friendly receptionist is always trained to assist in such matters - just ask her.

only if you go private!

[xoggoth]

Is it near a beach?

Nearest beach to me is Brighton although, contrary to usual ideas re Brighton, on the nudist section it seems to be largely the ladies who get all the attention.

[mudskipper]

We discussed this before.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-porn-nhs.html

I remember it from the marvellous word, masturbatorium.

[eek]

I have to deliver my sample to the snip clinic Monday. However, with leg in full cast, and a long dash to the clinic, I am wondering if you can knock one off there and then, in the clinic, well, in the loo or something.

Do you think it would be rude, in the absence of wifi, to ask for, ahem, helpful material?

how are you going to run with your leg in full cast?

[BrilloPad]

The friendly receptionist is always trained to assist in such matters - just ask her.

[mudskipper]

I have to deliver my sample to the snip clinic Monday. However, with leg in full cast, and a long dash to the clinic, I am wondering if you can knock one off there and then, in the clinic, well, in the loo or something.

Do you think it would be rude, in the absence of wifi, to ask for, ahem, helpful material?

Is it near a beach? Or perhaps, given the weather, a public swimming pool?

[Old Hack]

I have to deliver my sample to the snip clinic Monday. However, with leg in full cast, and a long dash to the clinic, I am wondering if you can knock one off there and then, in the clinic, well, in the loo or something.

Do you think it would be rude, in the absence of wifi, to ask for, ahem, helpful material?