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Is that secondary school? Where do they get the sperm from?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHow to view sperm via microscope? - microscopy | Ask MetaFilter
Basic highschool experiment apparently. I went to a girls' school.
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How to view sperm via microscope? - microscopy | Ask MetaFilter
Basic highschool experiment apparently. I went to a girls' school.
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Don't you gentlemen have a microscope at home? I know I'd be tempted to have a peek.
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When I had mine the instructions were something like: keep sample at body temperature as long as possible. So on the way to the clinic I had the vial up my jumper. The thought crossed my mind that if I crashed the car and died, the post mortem would yield interesting results.
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Nearest beach to me is Brighton although, contrary to usual ideas re Brighton, on the nudist section it seems to be largely the ladies who get all the attention.Is it near a beach?
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We discussed this before.
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-porn-nhs.html
I remember it from the marvellous word, masturbatorium.Last edited by mudskipper; 21 September 2013, 17:05.
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how are you going to run with your leg in full cast?Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI have to deliver my sample to the snip clinic Monday. However, with leg in full cast, and a long dash to the clinic, I am wondering if you can knock one off there and then, in the clinic, well, in the loo or something.
Do you think it would be rude, in the absence of wifi, to ask for, ahem, helpful material?
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The friendly receptionist is always trained to assist in such matters - just ask her.
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Is it near a beach? Or perhaps, given the weather, a public swimming pool?Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI have to deliver my sample to the snip clinic Monday. However, with leg in full cast, and a long dash to the clinic, I am wondering if you can knock one off there and then, in the clinic, well, in the loo or something.
Do you think it would be rude, in the absence of wifi, to ask for, ahem, helpful material?
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Knock one off and run
I have to deliver my sample to the snip clinic Monday. However, with leg in full cast, and a long dash to the clinic, I am wondering if you can knock one off there and then, in the clinic, well, in the loo or something.
Do you think it would be rude, in the absence of wifi, to ask for, ahem, helpful material?Tags: None
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