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Previously on "Last day in Gig - exciting things I could do?"

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  • Pondlife
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    1) Get your timesheet signed.

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  • kevpuk
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    No idea. When you're being kicked out, there's barely enough time to clear your desk, let alone anything else

    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    FTFY

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    No idea. When you're being kicked out, there's barely enough time to clear your desk, let alone anything else
    FTFY

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  • MarillionFan
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    No idea. My gig just never ends.

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  • kevpuk
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    the office at 5pm IMO...
    5pm - that is, like, seriously out-of-hours....
    Besides, I like to head-off around 3pm on Friday's to beat the 'leaving-London-for-Suburbia' crowd.....

    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Pot consumed with aid of container engraved with biz name.
    FTFY - liking the concept, however remote the possibility, m'Lud

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  • vetran
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    Seen / done these.

    Posh cakes for the lot of em. Not Greggs the £1.50 buns from a Boutique cupcake shop. Depends on the rate obviously.

    Bottle of something nice / Chocolates for the decision makers & the ones that made the effort to help.

    New plant for the office. Pot engraved with biz name.

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  • northernladuk
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    Naked streak though the office at 5pm IMO... Certainly won't forget you which could be useful if any new work comes up.

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  • kevpuk
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    Take the whole office down the pub for a round, it's cheap marketing
    Ah, did that the other day....not the whole office, natch!

    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Code:
    INSERT INTO DUAL VALUES '1';
    
    COMMIT;
    Do it under someone else's login, and preferably under a time delayed trigger.

    They'll call you back in as the expert to fix it when the system comes crashing down.

    (Note, this only works with Oracle, and may result in a less than positive response)
    LOL - perhaps not; I think I may be back here one day....

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Code:
    INSERT INTO DUAL VALUES '1';
    
    COMMIT;
    Do it under someone else's login, and preferably under a time delayed trigger.

    They'll call you back in as the expert to fix it when the system comes crashing down.

    (Note, this only works with Oracle, and may result in a less than positive response)

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  • amcdonald
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    Take the whole office down the pub for a round, it's cheap marketing

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  • kevpuk
    started a topic Last day in Gig - exciting things I could do?

    Last day in Gig - exciting things I could do?

    So, 6 month gig coming to an end today....managed to get my Programme Manager to bin me 2 weeks early, so I can start new gig next week.

    What special fun do you reserve for last day antics?

    (Bearing in mind I liked the gig, got on with the bods and may well come back here one day!)

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