Reply to: Robots

[Platypus]

Not as exciting, but I have a robot hover.

I quite fancy one of those robot hoover things myself. What does the robot hover do? Float about? If so, it sounds quite exciting actually.

[MaryPoppins]

They do a 'Rocky' too - no pics though!

I knew I saved for a reason.

[mudskipper]

I just watched that video and cannot get over how lifelike that doll is!

They do a 'Rocky' too - no pics though!

[MaryPoppins]

I just watched that video and cannot get over how lifelike that doll is!

[mudskipper]

Oh dear. I've just googled that at work.

I waited till I got home.

"The "Fleshlight Girls" brand consists of custom-molded masturbation sleeves molded from the bodies of popular pornstars. These are made from exact molds of the star's vulva, mouth, or anus."

How bizarre.

[OwlHoot]

And there is the argument I needed to persuade ms doodab that a £1000 toy robot is a "sensible investment"

Absolutely, plus it'll keep you quiet for hours on end out of her way in the garage (if that's also likely to be a plus for her).

[doodab]

It's a slightly vexing thought that right now there are probably people tinkering in their garages who will be multi-billionaires owning Google-sized robotics companies in 20 or 30 years.

And there is the argument I needed to persuade ms doodab that a £1000 toy robot is a "sensible investment"

[OwlHoot]

My friend is obsessed with trying to patent an idea for a robot combined with a fleshlight.

I'd love to get into robotics. Even robot, er, haptic porn[*] which it sounds like your friend is pursuing will be big business in a few years.

It's a slightly vexing thought that right now there are probably people tinkering in their garages who will be multi-billionaires owning Google-sized robotics companies in 20 or 30 years.

Of course nothing like that will happen in the UK, as the taxes here are way too high, to support all the losers

edit: "hapterotica" is a snappier way of expressing that. Well someone has to make up these new words

[amcdonald]

My friend is obsessed with trying to patent an idea for a robot combined with a fleshlight.

A f**king machine is not far of that, all they need is a robot equivilent

[quackhandle]

Wouldn't mind getting one of those (RoboSavvy, not the other one, you filthy people).

Mrs qh has a fear of the Honda Robot (Asimo?) so I could make this run after her.

Mwaahaaaahaaaa.

qh

[MaryPoppins]

Yeah Mary, of course "he" is.

Shut it doog. I'd take the credit for that idea if I could.

[d000hg]

"My friend" is obsessed with trying to patent an idea for a robot combined with a fleshlight.

Yeah Mary, of course "he" is.

[FiveTimes]

....which is why you should have used ROBOHOLE!

you've thought about his for a while haven't you ?

[MaryPoppins]

Now that could make for an embarrassing hospital visit.

....which is why you should have used ROBOHOLE!

[doodab]

Not as exciting, but I have a robot hover.

Now that could make for an embarrassing hospital visit.