Reply to: So friend at clientco is in hospital

[DaveB]

So what was / is up? You won't get sympathy if you don't spill.

Did you hit your head and wake up with foreign accent syndrome? Have you been speaking Welsh all day?

It was just a routine visit...

Man visits A&E unit 263 times - Silobreaker

[mudskipper]

Yeah and thanks for your complete lack of sympathy!

So what was / is up? You won't get sympathy if you don't spill.

Did you hit your head and wake up with foreign accent syndrome? Have you been speaking Welsh all day?

[DaveB]

I think I worked with the same guy. He cut himself on the bog-roll dispenser in a motorway services if I remember correctly. The jokes about him tearing his arse open in a motorway service station are still being used now.

Not the same guy. This chap apparently sustained the injury in the gym while doing situps...

[RedSauce]

Chap (contractor) I worked with at a previous Client Co. once rang me to tell me he was taking a sickie. On enquiring if he was OK I was told "I have a one inch tear in my arse, but dont tell anyone, just tell them I'm ill."

So of course I did the decent thing and emailed the entire team with a transcript of the conversation

I think I worked with the same guy. He cut himself on the bog-roll dispenser in a motorway services if I remember correctly. The jokes about him tearing his arse open in a motorway service station are still being used now.

[DaveB]

Chap (contractor) I worked with at a previous Client Co. once rang me to tell me he was taking a sickie. On enquiring if he was OK I was told "I have a one inch tear in my arse, but dont tell anyone, just tell them I'm ill."

So of course I did the decent thing and emailed the entire team with a transcript of the conversation

[Old Greg]

He doesn't want it removing, just a longer extension lead fitting!

Isn't lead poisonous?

[TheFaQQer]

been married for years, its not like I can remember such things.

get better soon, hope they get the hoover pipe off without scarring!

He doesn't want it removing, just a longer extension lead fitting!

[vetran]

Yeah and thanks for your complete lack of sympathy!

been married for years, its not like I can remember such things.

get better soon, hope they get the hoover pipe off without scarring!

[SimonMac]

I noticed he was there last night, when he checked in on Foursquare from the hospital and it was auto-tweeted to his timeline

WHS - having to put up with two simultaneous running commentaries on his lack of blowjobs is a little much.

Yeah and thanks for your complete lack of sympathy!

[mudskipper]

I noticed he was there last night, when he checked in on Foursquare from the hospital and it was auto-tweeted to his timeline

WHS - having to put up with two simultaneous running commentaries on his lack of blowjobs is a little much.

[NickFitz]

I noticed he was there last night, when he checked in on Foursquare from the hospital and it was auto-tweeted to his timeline

[pjclarke]

Old Jokes Home: Bloke comes home from his job at the supermarket and tells his wife he's been fired for misconduct - he was caught with his penis in the bacon-slicer.

'OMG Are you OK? What heppened to the bacon-slicer?'

'Oh, she got the sack too ....'




Do they even still have bacon-slicers?

[vetran]

Oh so that's where Milan Benes got the idea for his CUK user ID from

No I think its the other way around

UD definition Created in 2010.

by :

Urban Dictionary: Author Cuksocker

MB joined in 2005.

[OwlHoot]

Or something involving Milanese Beans:

Urban Dictionary: milanese beans

Oh so that's where Milan Benes got the idea for his CUK user ID from

[amcdonald]

They accidently impaled themselves on a dildo, and need emergency repairs to their rectum