Reply to: Day 8 - visions of a totalitarian future

[rhubarb]

Maybe urban dictionary has a term for peeing up one's own arse.

Water-hoarding ?

[d000hg]

kill or nasty infection more like.

[eek]

Dog saliva is very nasty stuff, you really don't want it in an open wound. Lots of nasty bacteria.

kill or cure?

[d000hg]

I don't think mine is, especially not after the weekend! I believe though that the only good part of urine to drink are the first few drops, or splashes, the rest is just waste. Apparently dog saliva is also a good anti-bacterial substance which is why I get my neighbour's dog to lick my arse

Dog saliva is very nasty stuff, you really don't want it in an open wound. Lots of nasty bacteria.

[vetran]

How would sticking ones todger up your arse be beneficial wrt treating an STD?

It would be a day out for the STD?

[vetran]

Umbrella = urban myth apparently. Friends suggested 30 years ago they put a swab down there though.

safe for work if you are employed by an STI clininc.

if not then NSFW


Is a small 'umbrella' inserted in my penis when I have an STI test? | NHS local

[Mich the Tester]

Could you give an example of it being used in a sentence?

Ask Mary Poppins.

Otherwise, http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1806398

[SimonMac]

Urine is an excellent anti-bacterial substance.

Maybe urban dictionary has a term for peeing up one's own arse.

Could you give an example of it being used in a sentence?

[SimonMac]

If we can genetically modify cows to produce human growth hormone in their milk, maybe we can get antibiotics in semen.

Actually this sounds like the plot to a porno... "it's the only way to get the medicine where it's needed"

Prono's have plots?

[SimonMac]

Who is this Zoco guy?

He must win the award for the most random guy ever on CUK.

He is the reincarnate of Parachan etc

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Who is this Zoco guy?

He must win the award for the most random guy ever on CUK.

[Mich the Tester]

I don't think mine is, especially not after the weekend! I believe though that the only good part of urine to drink are the first few drops, or splashes, the rest is just waste. Apparently dog saliva is also a good anti-bacterial substance which is why I get my neighbour's dog to lick my arse

Is that before or after he licks his own balls?

[darmstadt]

Urine is an excellent anti-bacterial substance.

I don't think mine is, especially not after the weekend! I believe though that the only good part of urine to drink are the first few drops, or splashes, the rest is just waste. Apparently dog saliva is also a good anti-bacterial substance which is why I get my neighbour's dog to lick my arse

[TheFaQQer]

2) Left my IPOD on my desk when I went for a leak. Got back to find security swarming all over my desk. Major violation apparently. Got mentioned in the daily security briefing this morning and had a visit from the head of dept. What I fail to understand is why the big deal? If it gets stolen, it's my loss, not theirs. And theft was their concern.

If you can connect your iPod to your computer and copy files onto it, then it's a client issue if it gets stolen and you've used it to backup any data on there.

[Mich the Tester]

Colonic urination?

That sounds like something George W Bush would say. Or would that be 'the axis of evil will be colonicated and urinationified'