Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI don't think mine is, especially not after the weekend! I believe though that the only good part of urine to drink are the first few drops, or splashes, the rest is just waste. Apparently dog saliva is also a good anti-bacterial substance which is why I get my neighbour's dog to lick my arse
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Umbrella = urban myth apparently. Friends suggested 30 years ago they put a swab down there though.
safe for work if you are employed by an STI clininc.
if not then NSFW
Is a small 'umbrella' inserted in my penis when I have an STI test? | NHS local
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostCould you give an example of it being used in a sentence?
Otherwise, http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1806398
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIf we can genetically modify cows to produce human growth hormone in their milk, maybe we can get antibiotics in semen.
Actually this sounds like the plot to a porno... "it's the only way to get the medicine where it's needed"
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Who is this Zoco guy?
He must win the award for the most random guy ever on CUK.
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI don't think mine is, especially not after the weekend! I believe though that the only good part of urine to drink are the first few drops, or splashes, the rest is just waste. Apparently dog saliva is also a good anti-bacterial substance which is why I get my neighbour's dog to lick my arse
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostUrine is an excellent anti-bacterial substance.
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Originally posted by zoco View Post2) Left my IPOD on my desk when I went for a leak. Got back to find security swarming all over my desk. Major violation apparently. Got mentioned in the daily security briefing this morning and had a visit from the head of dept. What I fail to understand is why the big deal? If it gets stolen, it's my loss, not theirs. And theft was their concern.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostColonic urination?
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