Reply to: So I'm presenting this meeting

[NotAllThere]

The client does not pay for your flights?!!

Epic FAIL.

HTH,

SAS

Of course the client doesn't pay for flights. I add the cost of the flights to my invoice. And a bit extra for the admin involved. And VAT.

[aussielong]

Maybe slow for peasants like you in Economy, but I'm a club world flyer and BA gold member. Priority queues all the way.

Premium economy i'll have you know

[MarillionFan]

SF airport is not one you want to be rushing through. The security checks there are a nightmare. It took me 1 hour to get from one flight to another through SF, with no dawdling.

Maybe slow for peasants like you in Economy, but I'm a club world flyer and BA gold member. Priority queues all the way.

[scooterscot]

I'm perm. Plus it was a business class flight and I don't remember anyone on here earning £3k a day. (With the exception of Sasguru of course)

The client does not pay for your flights?!!

Epic FAIL.

HTH,

SAS

[aussielong]

SF airport is not one you want to be rushing through. The security checks there are a nightmare. It took me 1 hour to get from one flight to another through SF, with no dawdling.

[MaryPoppins]

So, which one is the sockie here - Suity, or MF?

[NotAllThere]

Hint - amount of actual work he does there

Ah - thruppence ha'penny, you mean.

[AtW]

You've lost me there. I don't understand. Is it a permie thing?

Hint - amount of actual work he does there

[NotAllThere]

He is billing for actual work done ...

You've lost me there. I don't understand. Is it a permie thing?

Why are you a loser even in your imagination?

Because his sub-concious also hates him.

[mudskipper]

Well of course she did. Which is why she came up to the airport instead with the kids to say hello and offer to drive to me to the car park I left it in.

Ahh, that's nice

[MarillionFan]

Your wife didn't notice the car was gone?

Well of course she did. Which is why she came up to the airport instead with the kids to say hello and offer to drive to me to the car park I left it in.

[d000hg]

How's your running going? Still doing 6 miles in 30 minutes?

I heard it was 30 miles in 6 minutes, he's a machine.

[sasguru]

I'm perm. Plus it was a business class flight and I don't remember anyone on here earning £3k a day. (With the exception of Sasguru of course)

How's your running going? Still doing 6 miles in 30 minutes?

[AtW]

I mean would you employ anyone in a senior position who gets the basics wrong so often.....

The choice was between him and sasguru.

HTH

[eek]

Oh I don't know. There was plenty of action and the suspense seemed to build up nicely, although the ending was a slight disappointment. Would have been funnier if MF had run up the gangway just as the plane doors slammed shut, and he missed the flight.

I once gave a friend a lift to Gatwick, where he had a flight booked. Or so he thought, until the check in lady pointed out that the ticket said Stansted! Cue mad dash back up the M23, round the M25, and up the M11 at 100 MPH much of the way. (Luckily it wasn't the rush hour.) And like MF, the guy just caught his plane by a matter of seconds.

but its very much a variation on a theme. It was only a few months ago we had arrive at the wrong airport and miss flight story.

I mean would you employ anyone in a senior position who gets the basics wrong so often.....