Reply to: Now we know why sasguru is so thick

[vetran]

Would that include foreplay?

and SASguru's 'Cluffie' pizza apparently, but she takes ages playing the oyster & snail game with me as you know Mrs BP likes both.

[sasguru]

Fake - oh sasguru, oh sasguru, oh sasguru

And your missus sounds so convincing!

[Old Greg]

You forgot Dyslexic

Oh dog, Oh Dog, OH DOG!!!

Isn't that the same as Brillo?

[MarillionFan]

There are 4 types of orgasm :-
Positive - yes yes yes
Negative - No No No
Religious - og god, oh god, oh god
Fake - oh sasguru, oh sasguru, oh sasguru

You forgot Dyslexic

Oh dog, Oh Dog, OH DOG!!!

[BrilloPad]

There are 4 types of orgasm :-
Positive - yes yes yes
Negative - No No No
Religious - og god, oh god, oh god
Fake - oh sasguru, oh sasguru, oh sasguru

[northernladuk]

What is Panda style? Or shoudn't I ask

Eats shoots and leaves....

[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP would like some foreplay from BP rather than the "Brace yerself, I'm going in" she usually gets.

Actually I usually say "go to Bluewater - here is my credit card"

[sasguru]

As SAS is sad enough to orgasm every time a cretin posts....

Serious logic failure alert

[Old Greg]

The question is what has he done with the collateral residue?

Mrs BP's protein shake.

[DodgyAgent]

As SAS is sad enough to orgasm every time a cretin posts, there are 65,807 orgasms of his we can count straight off.

The question is what has he done with the collateral residue?

[sasguru]

What is Panda style? Or shoudn't I ask

It's also known as BP style:

Urg! Urg! Urg! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Old Greg]

Have an orgasm instead of doing a crossword, it's better for your brain, says scientist - Telegraph

As in real life the only orgasm he gets is once a month over the lingerie section of the home shopping catalog.

I would pass this article onto Mrs BP - but this would just mean she would get MTT round more often.

As SAS is sad enough to orgasm every time a cretin posts, there are 65,807 IQ bumps we can count straight off.

[DodgyAgent]

Surely that is a good thing. It says have an orgasm, not an hour long love making session. Do it panda style and save some time.

What is Panda style? Or shoudn't I ask

[northernladuk]

You would not survive for than 30 seconds with a woman like Mrs BP.

I do like the fact that one gets bans for starting threads for insulting other posters - except for sasguru......

Surely that is a good thing. It says have an orgasm, not an hour long love making session. Do it panda style and save some time.

[sasguru]

Would that include foreplay?

Mrs BP would like some foreplay from BP rather than the "Brace yerself, I'm going in" she usually gets.