Now we know why sasguru is so thick

[Old Greg]

The question is what has he done with the collateral residue?

Mrs BP's protein shake.

[sasguru]

As SAS is sad enough to orgasm every time a cretin posts....

Serious logic failure alert

[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP would like some foreplay from BP rather than the "Brace yerself, I'm going in" she usually gets.

Actually I usually say "go to Bluewater - here is my credit card"

[northernladuk]

What is Panda style? Or shoudn't I ask

Eats shoots and leaves....

[BrilloPad]

There are 4 types of orgasm :-
Positive - yes yes yes
Negative - No No No
Religious - og god, oh god, oh god
Fake - oh sasguru, oh sasguru, oh sasguru

[MarillionFan]

There are 4 types of orgasm :-
Positive - yes yes yes
Negative - No No No
Religious - og god, oh god, oh god
Fake - oh sasguru, oh sasguru, oh sasguru

You forgot Dyslexic

Oh dog, Oh Dog, OH DOG!!!

[Old Greg]

You forgot Dyslexic

Oh dog, Oh Dog, OH DOG!!!

Isn't that the same as Brillo?

[sasguru]

Fake - oh sasguru, oh sasguru, oh sasguru

And your missus sounds so convincing!

[vetran]

Would that include foreplay?

and SASguru's 'Cluffie' pizza apparently, but she takes ages playing the oyster & snail game with me as you know Mrs BP likes both.