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Previously on "What's the most ridiculous...."

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  • Old Greg
    replied
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    OG I've sent you a PM.
    I've told you before. You need NLUK's missus for that kind of service.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    As long as it's based on sound accounting practices underpinned by a QC opinion, there should be no cause for concern.
    OG I've sent you a PM.

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  • bobspud
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    Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post
    take home pay percentage you have seen? We've seen one offering 85% for a mere 12% of your contract value - £1200 per month on £500 per day

    This leaves 3% for HMRC - sure they'll be delighted
    By google standards that's generous

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I was quietly wondering to myself if anyone offered over 100%.

    I love moneytrees.
    As long as it's based on sound accounting practices underpinned by a QC opinion, there should be no cause for concern.

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  • DaveB
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    Without wanting to taint the reputation of OG's doubtless 100% legitimate offering these guys are STILL offering over 100% guarenteed take home.

    Look everyone someone's planted some beans

    Contractor Angels

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Btw OG, how did the issue of the 1st tranche of Oude Joris Bewdetter Guaranteed Return Bonds go?
    Very successful thank you.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    There is no ambition there. Could you save up 3 months of invoices and invoice them in a single period. £54,000 sounds better for what could only be a 1 off plan.
    That is close to the approach. I was just averaging it out to show the return.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Plan B

    I am sole shareholder of MyCo
    MyCo has contract to supply Oude Joris Holdings
    Oude Joris Holdings has contract to supply
    ShellCo (registered in England)
    ShellCo invoices ClientCo for £10,000 + £VAT.
    Oude Joris Holdings invoices ClientCo for £12,000
    Oude Joris Holdings lends funds to Oude Joris Benefit Trust
    Oude Joris Benefit Trust lends me £12,000 in a fast depreciating foreign currency loan and then writes it off.
    MyCo invoices Oude Joris Holdings for £10,000.
    Oude Joris Holdings fails to pay.
    MyCo claims £9,000 from its export credit insurer, distributed as dividends following CT.
    ShellCo goes under when VAT man comes knocking.


    Monthly return on £10,000 contract value = approx. £18,000.
    There is no ambition there. Could you save up 3 months of invoices and invoice them in a single period. £54,000 sounds better for what could only be a 1 off plan.

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  • cojak
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    Btw OG, how did the issue of the 1st tranche of Oude Joris Bewdetter Guaranteed Return Bonds go?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post
    Now you're just being silly
    But I have a QC opinion.

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  • LisaContractorUmbrella
    replied
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Plan B

    I am sole shareholder of MyCo
    MyCo has contract to supply Oude Joris Holdings
    Oude Joris Holdings has contract to supply
    ShellCo (registered in England)
    ShellCo invoices ClientCo for £10,000 + £VAT.
    Oude Joris Holdings invoices ClientCo for £12,000
    Oude Joris Holdings lends funds to Oude Joris Benefit Trust
    Oude Joris Benefit Trust lends me £12,000 in a fast depreciating foreign currency loan and then writes it off.
    MyCo invoices Oude Joris Holdings for £10,000.
    Oude Joris Holdings fails to pay.
    MyCo claims £9,000 from its export credit insurer, distributed as dividends following CT.
    ShellCo goes under when VAT man comes knocking.


    Monthly return on £10,000 contract value = approx. £18,000.
    Now you're just being silly

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  • cojak
    replied
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    You remember my Oude Joris scheme. Funnily enough, I had three enquiries via PM.
    I only wish you were joking. But I know you're not...

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  • Old Greg
    replied
    Originally posted by BigTime View Post
    This one hits my spam box around once a week: http://www.income-management.co.uk/in - offering a solid 90%
    Ask them where the other 30% goes.

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  • Old Greg
    replied
    Plan B

    I am sole shareholder of MyCo
    MyCo has contract to supply Oude Joris Holdings
    Oude Joris Holdings has contract to supply
    ShellCo (registered in England)
    ShellCo invoices ClientCo for £10,000 + £VAT.
    Oude Joris Holdings invoices ClientCo for £12,000
    Oude Joris Holdings lends funds to Oude Joris Benefit Trust
    Oude Joris Benefit Trust lends me £12,000 in a fast depreciating foreign currency loan and then writes it off.
    MyCo invoices Oude Joris Holdings for £10,000.
    Oude Joris Holdings fails to pay.
    MyCo claims £9,000 from its export credit insurer, distributed as dividends following CT.
    ShellCo goes under when VAT man comes knocking.


    Monthly return on £10,000 contract value = approx. £18,000.

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  • BigTime
    replied
    This one hits my spam box around once a week: http://www.income-management.co.uk/in - offering a solid 90%

    Leave a comment:

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