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Previously on "Was "d000hg dead". Now "ketchup banned""
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIf my kids hear that ketchup is banned, I'll be the dead one.
It's all that I like.
I don't need a burger.
I don't need a bike.
I don't want a tuba,
a truck or a train,
bananas, bandanas,
pianos or rain.
I'll pass on canasta,
gymnastics and chess.
I don't need a diamond
a dog or a dress.
I'm fine without fairies,
canaries or figs,
tomatoes, tornadoes,
tortillas and twigs.
I'd give up guitars
and carnations and cheese,
The sparkling stars
and the wind in the trees,
I don't need a hug
or an afternoon hike.
Juss pass me the ketchup.
It's all that I like.
--Kenn Nesbitt
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a favourite parting shot at thickos in 6th form by the apparant genii used to be, "Hope you die soon....?"
hmm, ill reserve that one for someone else later....
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIf my kids hear that ketchup is banned, I'll be the dead one.
For once.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWhat a nasty fellow you are.
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