Was "d000hg dead". Now "ketchup banned"

[mudskipper]

If my kids hear that ketchup is banned, I'll be the dead one.

I only want ketchup.
It's all that I like.
I don't need a burger.
I don't need a bike.

I don't want a tuba,
a truck or a train,
bananas, bandanas,
pianos or rain.

I'll pass on canasta,
gymnastics and chess.
I don't need a diamond
a dog or a dress.

I'm fine without fairies,
canaries or figs,
tomatoes, tornadoes,
tortillas and twigs.

I'd give up guitars
and carnations and cheese,
The sparkling stars
and the wind in the trees,

I don't need a hug
or an afternoon hike.
Juss pass me the ketchup.
It's all that I like.

--Kenn Nesbitt

[nomadd]

a favourite parting shot at thickos in 6th form by the apparant genii used to be, "Hope you die soon....?"

Well, they seem to have possessed enough good breeding to at least have left the dangling question mark.

[d000hg]

I'm not dead!

[mudskipper]

I'm not dead!

And how's the poorly tummy?

[SimonMac]

I'm not dead!

huzzah!

[SimonMac]

And how's the arse?

FTFY

[d000hg]

Appendicitis cleared up. Arse is OK (I only get issues with pretty hot stuff).