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Originally posted by stek View PostWhat a shiite day!
The Bob in question apparently has 'communication issues' and we've been told to explain things clearly and concisely - not easy over a phone line with no facial movements to aid understanding and the quality of connection sounding like a hailstorm.
Anyway, one week left and now I'm getting requests to do stuff beyond my last week, everyone's effed off on holiday leaving me to hold the fort, agent is adamant I'm done next friday, and the only decent lead I have is a role in Cork, welcome to the Hotel Ireland.......
So, Im here in the Copper Bar in Sandyford, Dublin 18 if anyone is local (doubt it) having a €7 Leffe and maybe €16 bit of fish and three chips later.
At least cos theres no one in tmrw I don't need to start at six to get away early for the airport!
Shame that... we were near enough 2 weeks ago. We get on the M50 at Sandyford and Spod always bitches about going North to go South....
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Always look on the bright side of life. I am still at work, and I have to cook my own dinner.
Sent from above, to bring me love.
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What a shiite day!
The Bob in question apparently has 'communication issues' and we've been told to explain things clearly and concisely - not easy over a phone line with no facial movements to aid understanding and the quality of connection sounding like a hailstorm.
Anyway, one week left and now I'm getting requests to do stuff beyond my last week, everyone's effed off on holiday leaving me to hold the fort, agent is adamant I'm done next friday, and the only decent lead I have is a role in Cork, welcome to the Hotel Ireland.......
So, Im here in the Copper Bar in Sandyford, Dublin 18 if anyone is local (doubt it) having a €7 Leffe and maybe €16 bit of fish and three chips later.
At least cos theres no one in tmrw I don't need to start at six to get away early for the airport!
This always cheers me up and empowers me!
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostUse phoentics
Fail over to node Six Chapati not Six Dopiaza, that way if they cock it up you may get a meal out of it instead.
Sent from down stairs gents trap two (apres curry)
s͢θ ʒœ kᶹs͌
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...sitting in a traffic jam in 32 degrees heat with a bottle of hot water and needing a pee
Scent from my right armpit
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostUse phoentics
Fail over to node Six Chapati not Six Dopiaza, that way if they cock it up you may get a meal out of it instead.
Sent from down stairs gents trap two (apres curry)
Sent from AIX using vi
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Feck all to say on this thread
Sent from where the sun dont shine
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Originally posted by stek View PostI'm still on this fecking call, the acrimony has gone except when this happened;
Right Bob, can you fail everything over to node 6c
OK, doing the needful, failing to node 6d......
NOO!!!!!
Fail over to node Six Chapati not Six Dopiaza, that way if they cock it up you may get a meal out of it instead.
Sent from down stairs gents trap two (apres curry)
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