Hell is...

[Old Greg]

Is this cannonical or is it in one of the books I couldn't be arsed to read coz I'd got bored with it by then?

P.S. sent by carrier pigeon.

Pretty sure this is from the first book. Can't be bothered to google.

Sent by time capsule.

 

[Troll]

I can't understand a fooking word the Bobs say on calls - have to ask for a recap with the UK chaps after and follow up with an email to all parties to confirm the understanding



Scribbled in the sand while sunbathing

 

[tranceporter]

I can't understand a fooking word the Bobs say on calls - have to ask for a recap with the UK chaps after and follow up with an email to all parties to confirm the understanding



Scribbled in the sand while sunbathing

For that you need to learn to bob your head while listening, not shake your booty.

Sent with one hand while using washroom.

 

[Bunk]

I've sat in a meeting room with half a dozen folk, with a conference call to Bob on speakerphone. It's absolute murder. We spent most of it looking at each other with raised eyebrows whispering "WTF is he saying?", "No idea". I was convinced they deliberately talked so slowly that by the time they got to the end of the sentence we'd forgotten what we asked them.

Shouted across the office from my desk.

 

[stek]

I'm still on this fecking call, the acrimony has gone except when this happened;

Right Bob, can you fail everything over to node 6c

OK, doing the needful, failing to node 6d......

NOO!!!!!

 

[SimonMac]

I'm still on this fecking call, the acrimony has gone except when this happened;

Right Bob, can you fail everything over to node 6c

OK, doing the needful, failing to node 6d......

NOO!!!!!

Use phoentics

Fail over to node Six Chapati not Six Dopiaza, that way if they cock it up you may get a meal out of it instead.

Sent from down stairs gents trap two (apres curry)

 

[tranceporter]

 

[DodgyAgent]

Feck all to say on this thread

Sent from where the sun dont shine

 

[stek]

Use phoentics

Fail over to node Six Chapati not Six Dopiaza, that way if they cock it up you may get a meal out of it instead.

Sent from down stairs gents trap two (apres curry)

To be fair the instruction was given by a man with the thickest Cork accent ever...




Sent from AIX using vi

 

[darmstadt]

...sitting in a traffic jam in 32 degrees heat with a bottle of hot water and needing a pee


Scent from my right armpit