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    #11
    Seems this Bob can't type 'halt' and press enter until after the 5k transactions have already gone though thereby not testing HA and XA and getting our Yank PM upset, who called another Bob 'an idiot' yesterday this time in email.




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      #12
      Oh dear. If only bobs recruited people with decent communication skills (and that does not means just being able to speak English). I remember having issues myself communicating with some bobs. Can get pretty hairy unless you can switch to local dialect.
      On another note, there was a bob today wearing black sunglasses on the train. I think he was zeity's blindperson, but he was talking to another bob in south indian language Needless to say the chinese woman standing next to them was rolling her eyes, and the brit sitting down next to them was pretending to sleep

      Feel for you mate!
      I am Brad. I do more than the needful and drive the market rates up by not bobbing my head.

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        #13
        Originally posted by stek View Post
        Seems this Bob can't type 'halt' and press enter until after the 5k transactions have already gone though thereby not testing HA and XA and getting our Yank PM upset, who called another Bob 'an idiot' yesterday this time in email.




        Sent from AIX using vi


        halt halt halt halt

        bloomin heck. that's easy. even I can do that



        sent from Russia with Love
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Hell is

          [edit]

          "Poison" - 4:30
          "House of Fire" - 3:45
          "Hell Is Living Without You" - 4:11
          "Bed of Nails" - 4:19
          "Only My Heart Talkin'" - 4:45
          "Hey Stoopid" - 4:32
          "Love's a Loaded Gun" - 4:11
          "Feed My Frankenstein" - 4:44
          "Hurricane Years" - 3:58
          "Lost in America" - 3:52
          "Stolen Prayer" - 5:34
          "It's Me" - 4:37
          "Cleansed by Fire" - 6:12
          "Fire" (Jimi Hendrix) - 3:01
          "Go to Hell" [Live] - 5:30
          "School's Out" [Live] - 3:53

          Love Alice Cooper


          Sent via smoke signals using environmentally sourced guano fuel.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            ...picking a thread to read and finding out it's not funny, clever or amusing.

            Sent via 1st class post in plain packaging.

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              #16
              Having the runs and sharing a cell with a huge bad tempered Scotsman who tells you he is going to kill you if you do another dump.

              Sent from the asylum via crayon.

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                #17
                Originally posted by stek View Post
                Septic already lost his rag at one Bob...
                Well at least that part must have been amusing.

                Isn't Ix Ford Prefect's real name? "Boy who is not able to satisfactorily explain what a hrung is, nor why it should have chosen to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven"

                Sent from a cellar
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #18
                  Hell is nowhere near as wrathful as a woman'scorned beef


                  sent on a piece of silk hidden in a monopoly board
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                  (>'.'<)
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Well at least that part must have been amusing.

                    Isn't Ix Ford Prefect's real name? "Boy who is not able to satisfactorily explain what a hrung is, nor why it should have chosen to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven"

                    Sent from a cellar

                    No I think it's his nick-name. His father died of shame because he couldn't pronounce his real name (or something like that).

                    Sent from the coalface by graphite pencil.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      Well at least that part must have been amusing.

                      Isn't Ix Ford Prefect's real name? "Boy who is not able to satisfactorily explain what a hrung is, nor why it should have chosen to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven"

                      Sent from a cellar
                      Said PM is trying it on with me now cos it's all going wrong, haha!

                      Smile, invoice, last week next week!

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