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    #21
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Is this cannonical or is it in one of the books I couldn't be arsed to read coz I'd got bored with it by then?

    P.S. sent by carrier pigeon.
    Pretty sure this is from the first book. Can't be bothered to google.

    Sent by time capsule.

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      #22
      I can't understand a fooking word the Bobs say on calls - have to ask for a recap with the UK chaps after and follow up with an email to all parties to confirm the understanding



      Scribbled in the sand while sunbathing
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #23
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        I can't understand a fooking word the Bobs say on calls - have to ask for a recap with the UK chaps after and follow up with an email to all parties to confirm the understanding



        Scribbled in the sand while sunbathing
        For that you need to learn to bob your head while listening, not shake your booty.

        Sent with one hand while using washroom.
        Last edited by tranceporter; 25 July 2013, 14:13.
        I am Brad. I do more than the needful and drive the market rates up by not bobbing my head.

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          #24
          I've sat in a meeting room with half a dozen folk, with a conference call to Bob on speakerphone. It's absolute murder. We spent most of it looking at each other with raised eyebrows whispering "WTF is he saying?", "No idea". I was convinced they deliberately talked so slowly that by the time they got to the end of the sentence we'd forgotten what we asked them.

          Shouted across the office from my desk.

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            #25
            I'm still on this fecking call, the acrimony has gone except when this happened;

            Right Bob, can you fail everything over to node 6c

            OK, doing the needful, failing to node 6d......

            NOO!!!!!

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              #26
              Originally posted by stek View Post
              I'm still on this fecking call, the acrimony has gone except when this happened;

              Right Bob, can you fail everything over to node 6c

              OK, doing the needful, failing to node 6d......

              NOO!!!!!
              Use phoentics

              Fail over to node Six Chapati not Six Dopiaza, that way if they cock it up you may get a meal out of it instead.

              Sent from down stairs gents trap two (apres curry)
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #27
                I am Brad. I do more than the needful and drive the market rates up by not bobbing my head.

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                  #28
                  Feck all to say on this thread

                  Sent from where the sun dont shine
                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                    Use phoentics

                    Fail over to node Six Chapati not Six Dopiaza, that way if they cock it up you may get a meal out of it instead.

                    Sent from down stairs gents trap two (apres curry)
                    To be fair the instruction was given by a man with the thickest Cork accent ever...




                    Sent from AIX using vi

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                      #30
                      ...sitting in a traffic jam in 32 degrees heat with a bottle of hot water and needing a pee


                      Scent from my right armpit
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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