Hell is...

[Old Greg]

Use phoentics

Fail over to node Six Chapati not Six Dopiaza, that way if they cock it up you may get a meal out of it instead.

Sent from down stairs gents trap two (apres curry)

Don't you start. Esteemed client business side decided they needed system to support recording of data in Extensions to the International Phonetic Alphabet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia .


s͢θ ʒœ kᶹs͌

 

[SimonMac]

...sitting in a traffic jam in 32 degrees heat with a bottle of hot water and needing a pee


Scent from my right armpit

Poor water out of window, piss in the bottle

 

[SimonMac]

Feck all to say on this thread

Sent from where the sun dont shine

You really are earning your 15% today

 

[Troll]

For that you need to learn to bob your head while listening, not shake your booty.

Sent with one hand while using washroom.

Thanks for the tip!



Drawn in the sand while having a slash

 

[vetran]

You really are earning your 15% today

Dodgy is giving discount?

written in yellow snow.

 

[stek]

What a shiite day!

The Bob in question apparently has 'communication issues' and we've been told to explain things clearly and concisely - not easy over a phone line with no facial movements to aid understanding and the quality of connection sounding like a hailstorm.

Anyway, one week left and now I'm getting requests to do stuff beyond my last week, everyone's effed off on holiday leaving me to hold the fort, agent is adamant I'm done next friday, and the only decent lead I have is a role in Cork, welcome to the Hotel Ireland.......

So, Im here in the Copper Bar in Sandyford, Dublin 18 if anyone is local (doubt it) having a €7 Leffe and maybe €16 bit of fish and three chips later.

At least cos theres no one in tmrw I don't need to start at six to get away early for the airport!

This always cheers me up and empowers me!

 

[doodab]

Always look on the bright side of life. I am still at work, and I have to cook my own dinner.

Sent from above, to bring me love.

 

[cailin maith]

Scent from my right armpit

 

[cailin maith]

What a shiite day!

The Bob in question apparently has 'communication issues' and we've been told to explain things clearly and concisely - not easy over a phone line with no facial movements to aid understanding and the quality of connection sounding like a hailstorm.

Anyway, one week left and now I'm getting requests to do stuff beyond my last week, everyone's effed off on holiday leaving me to hold the fort, agent is adamant I'm done next friday, and the only decent lead I have is a role in Cork, welcome to the Hotel Ireland.......

So, Im here in the Copper Bar in Sandyford, Dublin 18 if anyone is local (doubt it) having a €7 Leffe and maybe €16 bit of fish and three chips later.

At least cos theres no one in tmrw I don't need to start at six to get away early for the airport!

Jesus, you don't want to end up in Cork... at least you can understand what they say in Dublin. I'm Irish and I feel like a foreigner in Cork

Shame that... we were near enough 2 weeks ago. We get on the M50 at Sandyford and Spod always bitches about going North to go South....

 

[Troll]

Found that strangely alluring... in a Bridget Jones kind of way