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Previously on "Watch out for exploding chutney."
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I should report you for slagging off scousers.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs that EternalOptimist?
I reckon the bloke in the photo has just liquidised the alien cat that you can see in the picture behind him. That's what's in the jar.
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I have reported this post. This could cause the Administrator to ban himself, thus creating a paradox and ending the universe.Originally posted by administrator View PostP1ss off a thistle by the looks of his miserable mush.
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Sheeh. These people have to resort to putting swear words in comments just to get a giggle. Should be a bannable offence as well.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostPost reported for by passing the swear filter
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P1ss off a thistle by the looks of his miserable mush.Originally posted by Chutney Spoon View PostI bet he licks.
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Licking's Ok. It's putting the spoon back that's wrong.Originally posted by Chutney Spoon View Post
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Watch out for exploding chutney.
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