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Previously on "Watch out for exploding chutney."

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Is that EternalOptimist?
    dont be silly

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  • Uncle Albert
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Is that EternalOptimist?
    I should report you for slagging off scousers.

    I reckon the bloke in the photo has just liquidised the alien cat that you can see in the picture behind him. That's what's in the jar.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    P1ss off a thistle by the looks of his miserable mush.
    I have reported this post. This could cause the Administrator to ban himself, thus creating a paradox and ending the universe.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Is that EternalOptimist?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Post reported for by passing the swear filter
    Post reported for gratuitous post reporting.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Post reported for by passing the swear filter
    Sheeh. These people have to resort to putting swear words in comments just to get a giggle. Should be a bannable offence as well.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    **** off a thistle by the looks of his miserable mush.
    Post reported for by passing the swear filter

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    P1ss off a thistle by the looks of his miserable mush.
    Just quoting this to ensure Cojak has a dilemma to deal with..

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by Chutney Spoon View Post
    I bet he licks.
    P1ss off a thistle by the looks of his miserable mush.

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  • SimonMac
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    Boomed!

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  • sasguru
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    Licking's Ok. It's putting the spoon back that's wrong.

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  • Chutney Spoon
    started a topic Watch out for exploding chutney.

    Watch out for exploding chutney.

    Henley on Thames News | My ‘chutney’ didn’t cause fridge explosion

    I bet he licks.

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