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mos replied

16 July 2013, 17:09
Priceless
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northernladyuk replied

16 July 2013, 16:07
Originally posted by eek View Post

2 timing? Considering you punt yourself out 5 times a day and him 6 times a night two timing is a bit of an understatement.

That is business. I am talking about love's eternal flame.
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eek replied

16 July 2013, 16:03
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

When I get hold of my two timing hubby, he'll take it seriously.

2 timing? Considering you punt yourself out 5 times a day and him 6 times a night two timing is a bit of an understatement.
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northernladyuk replied

16 July 2013, 16:01
Originally posted by Bunk View Post

I'm not sure you two are taking this seriously

When I get hold of my two timing hubby, he'll take it seriously.
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Bunk replied

16 July 2013, 15:52
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

For the moment. I will be seeking legal advice. And not from some twat on a contractor's forum.

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I'm not sure you two are taking this seriously
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MyUserName replied

16 July 2013, 15:28
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

You're not calling me a slut when you take your 70%!!!!!

When you say she 'takes' her 70% ......
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northernladyuk replied

16 July 2013, 13:35
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

That's your wife you're talking about - show some respect!

For the moment. I will be seeking legal advice. And not from some twat on a contractor's forum.

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mudskipper replied

16 July 2013, 13:21
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

For £50 quid she will be any ones wife.

That's your wife you're talking about - show some respect!
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vetran replied

16 July 2013, 13:04
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I get the impression NLyUK is for rent not to buy

everyone has their price, NLYUK's is reassuringly good value I'm told.
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northernladyuk replied

16 July 2013, 12:55
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

You're not calling me a slut when you take your 70%!!!!!

But that's only because I'm punching you in the gut and don't want to send mixed messages.
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SimonMac replied

16 July 2013, 12:44
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Hark at her! We all know where you've been you dirty little slut.

You're not calling me a slut when you take your 70%!!!!!
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northernladyuk replied

16 July 2013, 12:18
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I get the impression NLyUK is for rent not to buy

Hark at her! We all know where you've been you dirty little slut.
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SimonMac replied

16 July 2013, 12:03
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

What, you mean she's not really your wife?

I get the impression NLyUK is for rent not to buy
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cojak replied

16 July 2013, 11:46
Originally posted by eek View Post

wrong account Cojak

I don't have the graciousness under fire...
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northernladyuk replied

16 July 2013, 11:38
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I thought you used that pack of wet wipes to finish up your contracts?

No, I just recycle MF's used ones for your contract work.
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